the case of the hidden key
by Douglas Messerli
Caroline Duessel (screenwriter, based on the
characters by Arthur Conan Doyle), Mina Hoffman (director) Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the
Furtive Festivity / 2018 [12 minutes]
I am sure that nearly every LGBTQ individual, at one time or another, has pondered the sexual relationship of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes and his dear friend Dr. John Watson. In this short film, writer Caroline Duessel and director Mina Hoffman have taken matters into their hands, and quite thoroughly make clear that the two men were Victorian lovers.
Watson
tells us that his favorite moments with Sherlock Holmes have not been the
exciting adventures with the criminal world, but his own domestic times with Holmes
that are far too private to write about. But on this day he is going celebrate
a surprise birthday party for his dear friend, hoping that the master sleuth
has “rubbed off on me in more ways than one,” as he attempts to conceal his party plans.
But hardly can the couple enjoy their tea together snuggled up in bed
than Mrs. Hudson (Hazel Leroy) calls out that they have a visitor, which leads
Watson to suggest that they really must leave London for a while, just “too
many interruptions.”
The
entire day, in fact, is filled with surprise visits. Their first guest,
Inspector Lestrade (Bryan Gannon), hopes he hasn’t come at a bad moment. Lestrade
begins to tell Holmes of another break in, but interrupts to wish Holmes a happy
birthday, Watson quickly hurrying him out of the room before he can finish his words.
Watson reminds him of the surprise birthday party, while Lestrade, who clearly know
about their relationship suggests: “How about I let you and Holmes nick my
handcuffs for the night?” Watson sends him on his way.
Holmes wants to know why Watson sent him off.
Soon after, while Watson checks on the invitations, Holmes sneaks up
behind him to give him a good hug, his assistant quickly throwing a hat over
what he has been spying on. Suddenly, without any warning, Mary Watson (Allison
Beauregard), John’s former wife, shows up, quite shocking Mrs. Hudson, but apparently
not Holmes or Watson himself. Holmes quickly sticks
The
moment she’s left, however, Watson races after her to ask whether or not she’s
still planning on attending their party. “I suppose so,” she answers as she
makes her way down the street. Obviously, Mary’s visits are simply a small
irritant joke she plays on the man she has lost to Sherlock.
When Mrs. Hudson herself now appears with balloons and a birthday
message, Watson rushes to pull it out of her hand, but Holmes now himself
playing along, suggests it must be a message from his evil brother Moriarty,
come back from the dead.
As Mrs. Hudson attempts to refill the balloon with air, Holmes grabs it
from her, screaming that the air of the balloon is surely poisoned, sending
Mrs. Hudson to her room where the air will be pure and demanding Watson take
the balloons off.
While he’s out, suggests his friend, perhaps Holmes, who after all has
already had a hard day, might partake of his secret vice, as Holmes nicely puts
it, “celebratory cocaine.”
But almost as soon, Sherlock discovers a suspicious package at the door,
looking very much like a small birthday cake, convincing him that indeed
Moriarty has returned. He also grabs up the package that Inspector Lestrade is
carrying, having just returned to the house for the surprise party.
The cake, which Watson claims was meant to represent a microscope looks
very much like balls and cock. When Mary digs in with a knife, both men lean
over in mock pain.
Lestrade quietly asks Holmes if Watson has in fact surprised him, the devilish smart Holmes suggesting that he knew Watson had sent the invitations out last week and has been making things purposely difficult for his lover all day.
In a final birthday box which Watson presents him he finds a new deerstalker
hat and under a key—which seems to be a true surprise for the detective—to the
Sussex cottage about which they have so long spoken.
Los Angeles, December 26, 2023
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog
(December 2023).