accepting the label
by
Douglas Messerli
Rolf
Silber and Rudolf Bergmann (screenplay), Rolf Silber (director) Echte Kerle
(Regular
Guys)
/ 1996
The
macho self-confident cop Christoph is thrown for a loop since Edgar suggests
that whatever happened was not without Christoph’s willingness. He returns to
his former apartment just to pick up his car, but that soon is stolen by
notorious car thieves who some of the cops of been stalking. Meanwhile he and
his partner Mike (Oliver Stokowski) return to their newest stakeout, over a
hair dressing salon where they believe money is exchanged by a renowned Russian
mafioso. They are joined by the newest cop, Helen (Carain C. Tietze), who lays
to rest the rumors that she’s screwing the police captain and has relatives in
City Hall. Mike attempts to be nice to her, but Christoph, confused already by
his sudden “wake up” call, is further threatened by a female colleague.
Sparks fly, but not out of bitterness
rather than attraction. Mike takes her for dinner, but it’s not really a date
and she’s not attracted to him. He is equally puzzled when he observes her
meeting up with another woman with whom she shares a kiss (actually her sister
with whom she is temporarily living).
He takes a drive with Edgar in a classic red sports car that he has refurbished, spotted by the comic team of police Kallenbach (Rudolf Kowalski) and Deichsel (Dieter Brandeckeer), who not only recognize that it is their own Schwenk driving but that they have previously questioned Edgar.
Nonetheless, the longer they live together, the more Edgar is able to help Christoph shed his despicable treatment of women, particularly when on the job Helen lists for him a litany of his behavior characteristics that represent the very reason why any woman might wish to leave him, including indifference to her feelings and his lame attempts have ignoring his girlfriend for weeks by buying her yet another teddy bear, the last of which he has brought with him to Edgar’s as if it his nightly icon of love and safety.
A surprise visit from Edgar’s mother, who
observes that Edgar’s new roommate, whom she believes is his new lover, has
cleaned up the place and brought it into “order” (“law and order, as Edgar
jokes early in their relationship), thoroughly approves of his choice. The only
problem is that now that his mother has taken over Christoph’s room, the cop
must share Edgar’s bed again. Nothing happens, except that he finally discovers
that Edgar does even remember whether or not he had sex with him that long ago drunken
night. He’s angry about the forgetfulness of the even,
Edgar even becomes a bit jealous of
Marco, Edgar’s beautiful boyfriend, but later must warn him to keep away from
him since Marco is involved in stolen auto parts and is being carefully watched
by fellow policemen, including Helen who has mug pictures of the beauty.
And eventually when his fellow colleagues
discover his new address, they are convinced that Christoph must be gay,
labelling him and teasing him in the men’s locker room the next morning.
One
argues that he isn’t gay, but another reminds them that he “sleeps with a fairy.”
Another claims he “swings those hips better than Madonna.” “Guys hold on to
your valuables, here she comes.”
When told he’s not wanted in the men’s
shower, Christopher forcibly enters, kissing Kallenbach on the lips, admitting “I’m
really hot for tough guys like you two.” “You think I’m gay. Okay then I am. A
word with three letters. G-A-Y. Got it?” But one by one he names all the despicable
behaviors the others: one “Leaning on the same hooker for quickie.” One of them
never pays for a meal. Deichsel uses his handcuffs after work, perhaps
explaining why his wife had another black eye. “So from now on I’m the gay guy
in this sideshow.”
Yet he and Helen have been slowing falling in love on their newest stakeout, and they soon cannot contain themselves when Mike takes a break. They sneak off to another room to fuck. But during their sexual splendors Mike returns to tell them that another car thief is just outside their window. They arrive to late to catch him, but clearly Christoph has convinced her that he’s now a changed man, truly in love and sensitive to her feelings.
In many respects, Rolf Silber’s film,
shot still within the AIDS crisis, was way ahead of its time. When a straight
man can suddenly not be embarrassed to claim a gay identity, even if it’s applied
to him, we know something radical has happened.
Los Angeles,
December 19, 2024
Reprinted from My
Queer Cinema blog (December 2024).