Monday, February 10, 2025

Oz Rodriguez and Matt Villines | Prom Queen / 2015

the bet

by Douglas Messerli

 

Michael Patrick O’Brien (screenplay), Oz Rodriguez and Matt Villines Prom Queen / 2015 [5 minutes] [TV [SNL] Episode]

 

There is something so wonderfully silly and yet touching about Oz Rodriguez’ and Matt Villines’ April 4, 2015 film that it is now easily recognized as one of their best sketches.

     Cheeky Eddie Galavan (Michael Patrick O’Brien) is about to attend his sixth year of the school prom—giving one a sense of his intellectual inabilities—where he again expects to be chosen as Prom King, whoever he might chose to take to the event automatically becoming Prom Queen.



    But this year, Eddie’s best friend (Pete Davidson) is willing to bet him $200 dollars that it won’t work if he is allowed to select Eddie’s date. It’s a go!

     Eddie’s friend, however, chooses their nerdy math teacher Mr. Osterberg (Michael Keaton).


     Clever Eddie quickly arranges a visit to the teacher’s house, particularly since he’s having problems with algebra. Eddie clearly has problems with any intellectual and conceptual matters, but he does apparently see some worth in the unhappy professor, vexed and kvetched by his Vapo-rubbing wife (Vanessa Bayer). So unhappy is the mathematics teacher that he sees no problem with abandoning his role of annual chaperone to become Eddie’s date.


    But overhearing some students gossiping about the bet his new heartthrob has made, he prepares to be a no-show at the event. Eddie arrives on a rainy prom night, however, to admit that yes, he made a stupid bet, but he hadn’t expected to actually fall in love with Osterberg. And a minute later the teacher shows up in a full suit, returning in the last few minutes of the sketch with the Prom Queen’s crown on his head.



     Things have evidently changed on SNL long before they could in regular society. And Michael Keaton becomes a kind of charming hero/heroine. Zoe Dillon, writing in Medium reminds us that this is a satire of so many heterosexual rom-coms, most recently Robert Iscove’s 1999 teen comedy She’s All That. But Dillon goes even further, arguing:

 

“The resolution of the sketch is complete with Mr. Osterberg doing the seemingly impossible by winning prom queen, and his date walking away down the street fading out, and a circle closing in on him signifying victory, resolution, and happiness. Andy won the bet, even though what he truly won was his true love, and transitioned from a jerk into a hero of the sorts. Even though Prom Queen is a parody of the storyline of many rom-coms, there’s still a sweet sentimental ending that is a common theme portrayed in these movies of young love, innocence, and coming of age.”

    Moreover, both student and teacher may have found someone in their lives to truly love, freeing them both from the stereotypical types into which so many films have reduced them.

 

Los Angeles, February 10, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2025).

Rohit Prajapati | Tutti Frutti Cake / 2025

family

by Douglas Messerli

 

Priyaank Gangwani and Rohit Prajapati (screenwriters), Rohit Prajapati (director) Tutti Frutti Cake / 2025


This Hindu Indian cinematic concoction is a celebration, just as the holiday around which the film’s festivities are centered, of family, food, and light. Produced by the Geet Theatre and the Humsafar Trust, an organization centered around family life, however that might be defined, Tutti Frutti Cake begins with Ishan (Hind Bhatt) attempting to recreate his own father’s special recipe for the cake is also very nervous. His wonderfully handsome new boyfriend, Raj (Raazil Clipwala) has agreed to attend the Diwali Festival at Momma Maya’s house with a large contingent of the LGBTQ community.



     The handsome Raj arrives, greeted by the numerous guests, including Vinayhan (Shailesh Patel) who has joined the community as a formerly married man now wearing a sari, along with his finally accepting daughter (Aarna Kapoor). But Raj is finally insistent that Ishan invite his own parents to the familial celebration.

      In fact, Ishan has, under the lie that he is ill. But knowing that the father who has rejected him (Vaibhav Biniwale) and the mother is under his control (Minal Shah) he realizes that will probably again refuse to attend or accept his being gay; and he is hurt by Raj’s insistence.

      In fact, perhaps because of elderly Maya’s help, they do show up, so shocking Ishan that in the midst of a joyful dance he falls and awakens from a brief concussion.

      So accepting is the community surrounding Maya, however, that even Ishan’s father and mother cannot resist the LGBTQ individuals which have gathered on that evening to celebrate. All’s well that end’s well, and apologies made by the parents for their desertion of their son are quickly embraced, while Vinayhan’s daughter passes around Ishan’s version of his father’s always perfect Tutti Frutti Cake.

 

Los Angeles, February 10, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2025).

West Los Angeles LGBT Center | Boys Beware / 2015 (?)

playing with strangers

by Douglas Messerli

 

West Los Angeles LGBT Center (creator/producer) Boys Beware / 2015? [4.30 minutes]

 

Sometime around 2015 the West Los Angeles LGBT Center with the cooperation of The West Hollywood Men who have sex with Men Cooperative and the WeHo Twinks Council, produced a version of the 1955 film Boys Beware which was both successfully satiric and quite serious in its message.


      Lt. Williams, the narrator of the first three versions of the early film, is this time is a security officer attached to the Twink Division of the West Hollywood MSM Cooperative on his way to West Hollywood to talk to a group of Queens. And in the manner of the earlier “Boys Beware” movies he tells the story of a young innocent twink, Jimmy Barnes who has been playing baseball all afternoon and didn’t feel like going home alone. So, Jimmy decides to “thumb a ride.”

     The friendly stranger asks Jimmy if he’s interested in PNP—also known as chemsex or wired play, referring to the practice of consuming drugs to enhance sexual activity; this sexual subculture involves recreational drug users engaging in high-risk sexual behaviors under the influence of drugs, often within specific sub-groups. But Jimmy, not up-to-speed about the newest terminology, thinks it means “Party and Play,” imagining that it has to do with soda pop and balloons and joins the man in his car.


      But, of course, the driver was talking about a different kind of party involving Crystal Meth and sex so the narrator tells us. Yet the stranger seemed like a really nice guy and in what seemed like minutes they pull up to Jimmy’s House. The stranger asked if next time they could BB (engage in bareback sex, meaning without a condom), Jimmy imagining the nice man is talking about BB guns.

    As in the original films, when Jimmy gets out, the stranger gives Jimmy a friendly pat, but in this version it is fully on the rump with all sexual insinuations intended.

     The driver drools in anticipation of seeing the twink again soon.

    And sure enough, when Jimmy is finished playing ball the next day, the man was there waiting, so the narrator reports.


     By the next Saturday they go fishing and Ralph insists they use first names. Eating a banana, Jimmy, so we are told, hadn’t enjoyed himself so much for a long time. Repeating the early lines of the same scene as in the 1955 version, the narrator reports: “What Jimmy didn’t know is that Ralph had a sickness that was not visible like smallpox but no less contagious. You see Ralph had syphilis and chlamydia but he didn’t have any symptoms.” Because a lot of people were on prep these days and having condomless sex he thought that he was done worrying about it, not needing to be tested, so our narrator reports.

      Ralph then announces to Jimmy that he had something to show the bouncing boy in the bushes, and the eager beaver Jimmy follows. What Ralph now reveals is his “trouser snake,” and because he was allegoric to latex, he tells Jimmy that he will have to do it without a condom.      

   But here, finally Jimmy’s convictions kick in. He refuses to play without a condom. Jimmy knows that you could have STD (sexually transmitted diseases) and not have any symptoms. That’s why, Jimmy argues, you should always get tested. Jimmy even agrees to go with Ralph to get tested. And the happy couple walks down the street on their way to the doctors, Ralph regularly squeezing Jimmy’s butt as the Jimmy skips along.


       The narrator reminds us, “Play with strangers, but don’t be a stranger to the facts.

      Such educational films, as this short work reveals, can still be useful when the writer and director are aware of the facts and create a movie with a modicum of humor. Too bad the film doesn’t list the writer, director, or the date of production.

 

Los Angeles, December 30, 2023

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (December 2023).


Gregory Pennington | Boys Beware / 2014

jimmy crow, age 13, grows up quick

by Douglas Messerli

 

Gregory Pennington (screenplay and director) Boys Beware / 2014 [6 minutes]

 

Gregory Pennington, the presumed writer of this 6-minute Boys Beware appropriation, has created one of the most fascinating of the numerous responses to the original, in part because of its buried messages, which keep appearing a small headlines over the characters’ heads as the movie progresses.

    Like the original, it begins with Lt. Williams, but this time he is a Hispanic man who gets in his car and drives quite recklessly, careening over curbs and changing lanes at irregular intervals. When he sees trouble up ahead—in the original boys hitchhiking—he now dismisses an automobile accident involving a gun attack as normal activities.


      The narrative again depicts a young man hitchhiking, the small headline over his head describing him as “Jimmy Crow, 13.”  In the same manner, we’re told, humorously, that his driver is Ralph Sullivan, 100. And almost immediately, the small over-title reveals one of his comments, the “N” word appearing when he might least expect it, but perhaps revelatory of the original’s statement that he told me “adult off-colored jokes.”

       And when they pull up at Jimmy’s house, it already looks like a motel, where he and his family live, the small headlines identifying an unidentified neighbor, Vincent Johnson, as being 113, the various wide disparities of age making this version far more comic than the original.


        Jimmy already lives in the Jefferson Hotel, which mocks the original by the reminding us that in the last scenes of the 1955 version Ralph takes him to a motel to demand the “payments expected in return.” As Ralph drives away, another figure, Huilo Diiablo is identified as being 145 years of age, suggesting Jimmy may already live in either a graveyard or a world inhabited by vampires.

       The next day, after playing ball, 13-year-old Jimmy is met again by the now 114-year-old Ralph, who, for the first time we see looks suspiciously like a priest, as they stop in the now proverbial drive-in where the stranger treats him to a Coke. Now, at 100 years-of-age, Ralph tells him several “off-colored jokes,” not unlike the first one we encountered earlier on. “Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two but now everyone gets offended if you talk about them.”

       I should mention that these small titles over the head of the vehicles and individuals are so quick that in order to properly read them you must truly stop the camera motion. I cannot imagine that in a regular viewing of the images that the eye might not even be able catch the subtle messages being transmitted. But that is the subtle art of this work, which forces the eye to pick up the realities that the narrative itself refuses to reveal. In a sense, this film represents a challenge to determine if the viewer can differentiate between what the narrator/narrative is telling us, and what is truly happening in the real world.



     Soon, the boy and man are “going fishing,” as in the original, sitting in a strange way that perhaps suggests their legs daggling from a series of logs into some invisible body of water. Indeed, Jimmy seems to even to have “lost his legs,” the small overhead title now announcing his age as 71, as he and Ralph, now clearly identified as a priest, seem to be engaged in a series of prayers or at least genuflections that go on and on as the narrator repeats the original’s comment that “Jimmy hadn’t enjoyed himself so much in a long time,” reiterated by a “headline” that repeats his feelings, “Gee mister, this sure is fun.” Throughout, the priest holds his briefcase closely, as if it were more important than anything else in his life, including Jimmy.    


     Ralph once more shows Jimmy some pornographic pictures, obviously held in his beloved attaché. As the narrator goes into to the description of Ralph’s homosexuality, the images portray Ralph’s involvement with “Horizon Gaming,” along with figures like Wu Ming, a resident of the fantasy community of the “Black Hand Triads” of Los Santos, an internet video gaming series, in response to which Ralph is now seen busily masturbating. Suddenly Ralph shas-shays down the street, Jimmy behind him, like a true gay queen as they stroll together down Hollywood Boulevard past the Egyptian Theater, the narrator repeating how Ralph takes Jimmy to many interesting places. Jimmy is headlined as now being 112 years of age.

     As they climb the steps of the original’s motel, the narrator talking about the presents he’s bought Jimmy, the boy, now again 13, is visually sodomized by the priest Ralph as, Jimmy calls out “Please mister, no!” The scene is far more specific than the original film, and, in that fact, far more honest, making it clear than they didn’t just “meet up” in the hotel room, but actually participated in sex.


    Repeating the 1955 version, Jimmy reports the incident it to his parents and Ralph is arrested, Jimmy again described by the small headline as now being 112-years of age, as in he put again under the control of his parents seem to be described, in the film’s quick headlines, as being in their early 20s.

      In the final credits, the apparent director, described as “House Owner” in which Lt. Williams is about to enter, as Gregory Pennington, presumably the director of this work. The room rents, if you’re interested, for $1,000, where we can only imagine that the director and Lt. Williams might meet up for whatever shared interests they have in this appropriated work.

      This film makes no attempt to deny or even question the misinformation and outright bigotry of the original, but subtly mocks it by creating a kind of gaming world where ages change every few seconds and characters are not what they might seem to be, the world not one in which the realities of the original film comfortably fits. And I am sure if I knew the gaming world to which the film refers, I might discover an entirely different perspective from the original white boy horror film which the original Boys Beware represented.

 

Los Angeles, December 31, 2023

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (December 2023).

 

Ivan Bellaroba | Beware of the Homosexual / 2014

sad tale of tim

by Douglas Messerli

 

Ivan Bellaroba (screenwriter and director) Beware of the Homosexual / 2014 [3 minutes]

 

By the 1980s the gay community had become so outraged by the “Boys Beware” films that satiric shorts began appearing at regular intervals. In a truly inane and meaningless attempt, Opie and Anthony spoofed the film through random comments on their radio show in 2006, and either high school or young college students spoofed it in a short film of 2013, in which the homosexuals were replaced with individuals who had caught the strange disease of impersonating or imitating Marlon Brando. Although their film is embarrassingly amateurish, it still far superior to the Opie and Anthony quips.


       Taking his cues from the Boys Beware film, British director Ivan Bellaroba created a short film in 2014 that sought to identify homosexual behavior and homosexuals through a London West End encounter between a young teen student Tim (Jamie Baker) and an older, well-dressed man Frank (Nick Blair).

       Tim, taking tea at a table, is asked by Frank if he may join him. Frank seems to have a fine sense of humor and quickly engages Tim in a friendly conversation, which the young man appears to be quite enjoying. “What Tim doesn’t know,” intrudes the narrator just as in Boys Beware, “is that Frank is a homosexual: “a man who is physically attracted to people of the same sex. This highly dangerous, highly contagious disease affects thousands of youngsters every year. James doesn’t realize that he is in grave danger.” We now observe the two leaving the café together.

        But the question remains, so the narrator suggests, is how does one recognize a homosexual.

This short comic film provides some clues, despite the fact that homosexuals present no physical symptoms:

 

         1 If a man dresses too smartly or cares too much about the latest trends, he may

            be a homosexual.

         2 If a man doesn’t have a firm handshake there’s a good chance he’s a homosexual.

         3 If a man cannot resist a good dance turn he is very likely to be a homosexual..

         4 If a man is too emotional and often speaks too openly about personal matters he

            then he must be a homosexual.


      Our narrator then summarizes the qualities, suggesting that if a stranger shows any signs of these to “Beware,” for “you never know when a homosexual might be around. There are no vaccines for it, and you may catch it too”—the narrator pauses as we now seem Tim smartly dressed in a new blazer—“like Tim.”

      A final intertitle reads: “If you think homosexuals are sick you should probably see a doctor.”

 

Los Angeles, December 30, 2023

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (December 2023).

OneMinuteGallatica (?) | Earth Boys, Beware / 2011

alien species

by Douglas Messerli

 

OneMinuteGallatica ? (screenwriter and director) Earth Boys, Beware / 2011 [3 minutes]

 

Perhaps one of the earliest of the spoofs on Boys Beware, this film lists its own copyright by Nerdy Art Productions as 1951, an impossibility since the original appeared in 1955. Even the writer and director are unknown, although the film was posted under the handle “OneMinuteGallatica,” who lists several other films, evidently made by the same individual. The film was posted to YouTube, so it reports 12 years ago, but from what date that post dates back we have only one clue, February 6, 2011.


      I was particularly intrigued by this short because it uses much of the text of the original, with a voice of the original narrator, while showing clips from Robert Wise’s 1951 science fiction film, The Day the Earth Stood Still, featuring only the scenes in which Billy Gray (Bobby Benson) and the extraterrestrial Klaatu spend a day together. Here, as in the original Boys Beware, Billy is called Jimmy and Klaatu, Ralph. I had long planned to write about this scene in connection with the Robert Wise film as a strangely coded message that hints at a bizarre relationship between and the older man and the young boy, which certainly might draw offended attention if used in a film today. I’ll have to see if it was retained in the 2008 remake with Keanu Reeves. In the earlier movie Helen’s fiancée Tom Stevens (Hugh Marlowe) is certainly upset by the relationship between her son and the stranger.

       As in the original, Ralph asks about Jimmy’s baseball playing, with Jimmy becoming quickly convinced that he “is a real nice guy” and a good listener. The narrator goes on to explain that, just as in the 1955 version, that Ralph goes tells several off-color jokes. Indeed, Jimmy hadn’t enjoyed himself so much for a long time, the narrator repeats from the earlier Boys Beware.  

    The same words are used to describe Klaatu as in the original Boys movie: “Jimmy didn’t know that Ralp was sick, a sickness not visible like small pox, but no less dangerous and contagious…You see, Ralph was a homosexual, a person who demands an intimate relationship with members of their own sex.” Once more, queers are perceived as alien species.


        In the original Klaatu may be queer, after all he is from another far more developed planet than ours; but there is no evidence that the alien is a homosexual, unless you see his association with Gort, the mechanical man, as being a sexual one. Gort is certainly loyal to Klaatu, but I think sex might be imagined by only the most prurient of viewers.

       Ralph is similarly very generous with Billy, giving him, at one point, priceless diamonds used as money on his planet, and he takes him not only to the Lincoln Memorial, but to view his own spaceship, now cordoned off. Together, they also visit the home of learnéd professor played by Sam Jaffe in the 1951 movie by Wise.

       The juvenile authorities, in this case, consist of an entire division of the US military, who arrest Ralph, saving Jimmy for further harm by returning him to his worried mother.

       A brief trailer promises an upcoming film, “Don’t Go Into the Park After Dark,” again starring Bobby Benson and Jimmy, who if you recall, did wander out into the National Mall, curious about Klaatu and his spaceship, quite late at night. What he witnesses is own mother saving earth by speaking the necessary words, “Gort, Klaatu barada nikto.”

 

Los Angeles, January 2, 2024

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (January 2024).

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