Thursday, February 6, 2025

L. T. Hewitt | Battersea Power Station / 2019

other attractions

by Douglas Messerli

 

L. T. Hewitt (screenwriter and director) Battersea Power Station / 2019 [25 minutes]

 

The mother from Hell in this short film (played brilliant by Carolyn Saint-Pé) is from Fichleke, probably better known as Fishlake, a South Yorkshire community (population in 2011 of 682) from which her son, Peter (L. T. Hewitt, the writer and director of this terrifying comic coming out film) who has escaped to London, a city which Ms. Seegar (his adoptive mother) finds terribly, gray, dirty, and utterly forbidding. One of her first questions directed to her batter-brained son is “What’s in a big city that you can’t get in Fichleke?” Peter can only begin to answer, since she constantly interrupts all logical thought, “Art. Employment. Places to go.”

     And why can’t he go the local university instead of one the 46 such institutions which exist in London? But the truly exciting moment of this early scene of a rather amateur work is when a postcard Peter has written escapes from his pocket, to be picked up by his attending brother, Paul (Adam Cavender). The picture on the postcard is of Battersea Power Station, in his mother’s perception simply another ugly building, that is now being converted to apartments. Why would anyone want to live in such an ugly structure, Peter and Paul’s monstrous mother wants to know? Perhaps because it’s iconic suggests Peter and his sister Mary (Antonia Tootill), also along for the voyage.



     The postcard’s reverse-side message, so we later discover, in a kind of apologia/love letter to Peter’s boyfriend, Lloyd—a graphic designer who probably also created the card—not only apologizing about Peter’s inability to share the information of his being gay with his ridiculously dismissive mother, but expressing his deep live for his Lithuanian-born boyfriend and even a desire to marry him. Obviously, Peter is privy to all this information, and over the years, the card becomes almost a game to them, as each return to the other, an open secret they share through the years.

     Five years later the dreadful Medusa returns, with Fichlekean brother and sister in tow, for a visit, this time Paul having at least gotten up the nerve to admit he has a flatmate, Lloyd (Vaslov Goom) a charmingly handsome young man who can’t act his way out a bag, but is forgiven by the mother even as she expresses her utter disgust at the condition of the apartment we have already observed Peter endlessly cleaning every possible spot, including under the bathroom sink, which she insists is so filthy that she can’t even imagine how her son might live in such a pigsty.

     On a tour of the scrubbed-down apartment, Peter shows her his “own” bedroom—a pigsty, she proclaims—and Lloyd’s room, which is as clean as possible since it has obviously been vacant.


     Paul, however, finally hints to his sister that he believes it strange that a man Peter has never before mentioned has suddenly become a roommate—but then, of course, he’s read the now ancient message, and Mary cannot comprehend what he might possibly be talking about.

     Peter, meanwhile, has decided to bow out yet again from revealing his relationship to his mother and siblings, while Lloyd finally gets to read to never-sent epistle and suddenly realized just how intense his lover had felt about him so very early in their friendship.

     Lloyd leaves his lover in the back room to sort things out, while he goes forward in another attempt to charm the gorgon. She again asks what he does, he explaining that he’s a graphic designer. And when Mary and Peter probe what kind of customers he has served in the past, he finally responds, perhaps intentionally or maybe even innocently, that he worked on the campaign for the transformation of the Battersea Power Station, all suddenly rattles into place, as the monstrous mother turns into a hurt bull, demanding to know, as she pushes her way into her son’s bedroom, why he has never before admitted that he was gay.

      Unbelievable as it is, she is not upset because of his sexuality as much as she is furious for his inability to talk to her about the matter. It takes a deep inhale of air and a blink or two of imagination to accept that fact that she is not upset very much about his attraction to the lovely Lloyd as she is angry for his lack of openness and honesty.


    She still believes that the Battersea Power Station if an ugly building (“It was ugly 40 years ago and if they keep the same design it will still be ugly now.”), while Mary attempts to relieve the situation by simply responding “Let’s just all agree that it’s an interesting building and now it has other functions.”

     “Other functions?” Ms. Seegar queries.

     Peter’s answer is perfect: “Hope so. It’s the venue for my wedding reception,” as he pulls off Lloyd, the two of them leaving the Fishlaker’s behind.

     This short UK movie is not very profound, but yet again reveals just how difficult it is for many men (and presumably women) to come out to their own families.

 

Los Angeles, February 6, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2025).

 

 

Gina Hirsch | You Move Me / 2010

it’s not what it looks like

by Douglas Messerli

 

Drae Campbell and Rebecca Drysdale (screenplay), Gina Hirsch (director) You Move Me / 2010 [12 minutes]

 

In this short lesbian comedy, Tru (Drae Campbell) is moving out of her ex-girlfriend’s apartment with the help of her best friend Dex’s (Rebecca Drysdale) truck-driving skills. Dex has it all timed out perfectly so that Tru can gather up her things in 45 minutes, just in time to get to Ikea at about noon.

    But Tru is unsure; moving out of your former lover’s place is complex. Dex has allowed utterly no time for break-up sex. And Dex refuses to sit in the truck waiting, as she puts it, “while you fuck her ass. If you fuck her all is lost.”

    And for a brief moment we go back in time to see Tru return home to find her ex, Mel (Len Bouton) on the floor of their apartment with a character called the “Corn Girl” (Dana Goodman)—not a pretty sight!

    But Mel, who she now encounters on the street, is quite a sexy woman. And Tru is terrified having to “Know her worth and stand her ground.”—advice from the local fruit guy on the street.


    And Tru can’t resist strapping on her plastic penis one more time, at that very moment encountering the repair man, Hiro (Daniel Lee), perhaps the greatest terror for a many a heterosexual male. The sudden return of Mel leads to an immediate fight over whose dick the plastic apparatus represents. It is Tru’s as far as she’s concerned, since she does the fucking; but Mel sees it differently.

     Mel does indeed attempt to seduce her former lover, but a cellphone call from Dex and a shout out, finally brings Tru back to her senses, as she grabs up her single box and her cock to put it in the otherwise empty U-Haul. Mel screams out the window, “Fuck you Deborah,” with Dex responding, “O yeah, that sounds awful!”

     Tru and Dex drive off, best of friends, Tru ready to burn her old dick. But Dex has a better idea, tossing it to her dog, Elaine Stritch, who absolutely loves the new toy.

 

Los Angeles, February 6, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2025).

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