fairy tale
by
Douglas Messerli
Jerome
Elston Scott (screenwriter and director) Connor & Jayden / 2022 [33
minutes]
US
director Jerome Elston Scott’s short film of 2022, Connor & Jayden begins
as a “meet cute” flick as Bueller High School football hero Connor Tucker (Christian
Barba), now on crutches after a football injury that will keep him out of the
game for his senior year, joins the home economics’ cooking class, hoping for
an easy A.
The only other male in that class, Jayden
Sansbury (Ty Newcomb), the school outcast, is immediately paired up with the
newcomer. Even if the rumor is that Jayden is “gay,” he’s also good-looking,
smart, and funny, and daring enough to ask the school jock why he has joined a nearly
all-women’s class. Is he hoping to find it a better way to hook up with girls?
Connor assures him that he has absolutely
no problem with the girls, and, in fact, seems to know everyone of his female
classmates by name, whereas Jayden, the outsider, has no such ability.
Yet, the two boys, basically assuming the
worst stereotypes of the other, hit it off, Jayden carrying his new “partner’s”
books for him to his car, and Connor even offering him a ride home in his red
souped-up SUV, the complete automotive specifications which Jayden lists off
the top of his head (“411 horse power, a 6.2 Liter V-8 with a hill descent
control system, automatic locking rear differentials and an upgraded 3 link
suspension with bottle shocks) wondering if he missed anything besides
mentioning that it’s bad for the environment. When asked how he, of all people,
knows so much about cars, Jayden explains at home he has five brothers.
As for the ride home, Jayden explains
that he has choir practice.
Their first day, accordingly, ends it
appears with Connor saying that he’ll see his new friend tomorrow, Jayden
jocularly responding, “Not if I see you first.”
“Why? Because I’m choir?”
“No, I’m just asking.”
“Is that what people around school are
saying?’
Connor
pauses. “I’ve heard it.”
Jayden cockishly winks, “Pretty much.
Does that bother you?’
Connor immediately denies any negative
view. “Live and let live I say.”
Jayden responds that, in fact, Connor
is the first person who as even had the courage to outright ask him, Connor
wondering if he has a boyfriend.
What we quickly learn is that Jayden
has had no gay sexual encounter.
“Then, how do you know you’re gay?”
Connor seeks to learn.
“You just do. Did you need a girlfriend
to know you were straight?”
“Fair enough.”
Again, Connor asks Jayden if he needs a
ride, Jayden again jokingly responding “Are you sure that’s what you want to
ask me?”
And before either boy knows it Connor
is asking if Jayden wants to watch a movie with him the next evening, a
Saturday, which Jayden immediately argues sounds like he’s asking him out on
their first date, which Connor, obviously needs to deny, but which Jayden keeps
insisting certainly sounds like a date. A movie. Saturday night.
He
finally turns to Jayden and asks, quite simply, “Could I be your friend.” From
there, without a skip, he asks rather startlingly, “Could I be your boyfriend?”
Before we know it they are experimenting
with kissing, enjoying it, and falling in love. After only the first kiss,
Connor is already imagining all the others’ reactions when they see the two of
them at the school prom (8 months in the future at this point.) And already one
of their classmates, the movie ticket seller has spotted them kissing.
What follows is what happens far too many
times in such otherwise perfectly charming gay movies, which this short film
has become: the boys go on a sugary binge for the next 10 minutes of the film, traveling
together, dining out, running across fields, rowing, racing across the beach,
and even darting through the Los Angeles County Museum of Arts’ installation of
Chris Burden’s city streetlights, Urban Light, which is rather curious since
the movie theater they attempted to attend a few weeks earlier was in Maitland,
Florida.
The boys have sex and begin to post
hearts with their names on it on nearby campus lights, instead of trees. These
boys are quite apparently absolutely and truly in love. And we keep waiting for
the film’s metaphoric other shoe to drop, as having been discovered in a gay
relationship, Connor must now experience what Jayden has, being outside the community
of which in which he was once the center. All we can hope is that like the boys
themselves, their fellow students can lay down their stereotypes and discover
that perhaps their football hero was gay all along.
As I suggest, it’s almost
earth-shattering that not one of their classmates has seemingly even blinked at
the notion of the odd couple holding hands and mooning over one another every
day in their classes. If only gay critic Vito Russo were here to see it. He’d
be so proud.
But this movie—unless it is hinting at
an irony that I’ve somehow missed—has become almost pointless, a valentine that
keeps reproducing, over and over again, a series of “I luv you hearts.” What
was a charming and quirky movie, in the end, has become a kind of pointless
love story where everyone ends up so happy “ever after” that its audience can
only blush and tiptoe out of the theater to leave the happy couple to their own
bedtime joys.
We can only imagine the happy couple a
few years later, Jayden busily cooking up a meal for his always late lover,
Connor, out working every day as a real estate agent, something which as the
dreamy young boy he thought sounded so boring, but which was, in the end, the
only thing he could truly imagine as an adult vocation. He could have taught
gym, but the salary was simply not enough, since Jayden’s restaurant had gone
bust. But now they live in a nice house and have good gay friends and are even
thinking of adopting a baby. So what went wrong? Why are we so very
disinterested in this perfect couple? And why are we almost offended that all
of this might be seen to be of interest as a movie?
Los
Angeles, March 5, 2024
Reprinted
from My Queer Cinema (March 2024).