by Douglas Messerli
Hanns Kräly and Ernst Lubitsch (writers), Ernst Lubitsch
(director) Die
Austernprinzessin (The Oyster
Princess) / 1919
We soon learn
that perhaps the most outrageous outsized product of this man’s estate is his
daughter, Ossi (the noted German movie star Ossi Oswalda), who, Mister Quaker
is quietly told, is throwing a fit in her room, whereupon the camera shifts to
a room littered with broken pottery, furniture and other objects she has
apparently been tossing into the air in anger. Ossi, clearly a spoiled problem
child, has just read of the marriage of the Shoe Polish King’s daughter to a
count, and is furious that she has been outdone. Why hasn’t her father found
her a husband of the same rank?
Quaker, who
obviously has never denied his daughter anything, calls upon the matchmaker,
Seligson (Max Kronert) who, after failing to provide an appropriate companion
for a tall and plain woman client, suggests a Prince, Nucki (Harry Liedtke), as
Ossi’s husband. Off he goes to the Prince’s abode, where we quickly perceive
that Nucki, despite his royal heritage, is suffering hard financial times, as
he and his valet, who whom he seems to be living in a kind of roommate/sexual
partner life, Josef (Julius Falkenstein) wash and hang up
Nucki, it is
quickly revealed—although faced with poverty—is nearly as spoiled as Ossi, and
will not deign it worthy of his attention to check out the Oyster King’s
proposition, but instead dresses up his valet in his own suit and sends him off
to check the girl out in his stead.
At the Quaker
mansion, Josef is also left waiting, the master having retired for his
afternoon nap, and his daughter, attended by a legion of maids, determines to
bathe and be given a massage before dressing and attending to the visitor. So
begins what one might describe as the first major event of this
terpsichorean-dominated picture, as the impatient replacement-suitor, quite
insanely begins connecting up the vast mosaic patterns of the floor in a series
of movements that can only be described as a kind of formal dance. In fact, one
might describe his situation as being the central problem facing nearly all the
figures in this satire: faced with such vast emptiness of thought and activity,
they seek out ways to engage with one another less with an intent to
communicate than with patterned movement.
Instantaneously,
Quaker arranges for a massive wedding wherein armies of servants prepare a
banquet that might have been the envy of Petronius’ Trimalchio. At the dinner,
the delighted Josef eats and drinks himself, perhaps for the first time in his
life, into a sated drunkenness, while everyone else suddenly is infected with,
what the title boards describe as “a fox-trot epidemic.”
In this
beautifully conceived scene all guests, kitchen workers, servants, and even the
orchestra conductor (Kurt Bois, who often played shady gay characters such as
the pickpocket in Casablanca)—who busy with his hands with his directing
baton, dances by jutting out his behind—are all suddenly caught up in a frenzy
of the music. This obviously anal-focused scene alone is worth watching
Lubitsch’s film, for it realizes yet another series of images that we encounter
in the post-war German art of the Weimar period in the works of George Grosz,
Max Beckmann, and Otto Dix—along with a dash of Josephine Baker! Nothing like
it occurs in Hollywood movies.
After the party,
Ossi sends the drunken Josef to bed in room separate from her own.
At that very moment Nucki is picked up and thrown into their midst as a would-be candidate for their organization’s activities, which quickly appears to have little to do with curing the sufferers but involves the discovery of attractive young drunks.
The charming
Nucki immediately attracts all these desperate women, who rush forward to claim
him. But Ossi will have none of that, insisting, despite the fact that she has
another husband stored away in a nearby room to settle their differences in
another kind of formal ritual, very close to dance, a boxing match, something that again challenges the standard notions of gender.
The wedding party that follows is, for the first time in this film, a sensibly-sized affair, with only Ossi, Nucki, and Quaker pontificating at a small dinner table. In the middle of a conversation the lovers sneak off, and when Quaker discovers their disappearance, he follows, also peering into the keyhole while declaring, for the first time in this comic romp, that he is finally “impressed.”
Love has found a
way to bring an end, finally, to the infectiously queer romps of these clearly
mad light-trippers.
A satire about
wealth and power mixed with a large dash of what would later be described as a
screwball comedy, Lubitsch’s work very much looks forward to films such as It Happened One Night and My Man Godfrey, but at a much more openly
multi-sexual level.
Los Angeles,
May 3, 2015
Reprinted from World
Cinema Review (May 2105).