by Douglas Messerli
Phoebe and Henry Ephron (writers, based on a play by William
Marchant), Walter Lang (director) Desk Set / 1957
I have never been able to understand why the 1957 Katherine
Hepburn-Spencer Tracy vehicle Desk
Set has been treated so unkindly by numerous critics. As the Time Out critic observes: “Most
reviewers agreed at the time that Hepburn got far more out of this mere bauble
of a sex comedy…than it deserved.”
The Kanins, who wrote Hepburn’s and
Tracy’s Adam’s Rib, were generally
wittier writers than the Ephrons, but their shrill version of feminism in their
1949 film, where Hepburn (as Amanda Bonner) takes sexual equality to ridiculous
heights by demanding an athletically-gifted woman lift her opposing-lawyer husband
over her head. Similarly absurd is Ring Lardner’s and Michael Kanin’s
presentation of Hepburn (as Tess Harding) in Woman of the Year of 1942 as a brilliantly multi-lingual
internationalist who adopts a Greek boy more as a symbolic gesture than as a
someone who she might actually wish to love and nurture. In both of these
National Film Registry movies, the errant Hepburn is forced to retreat to the
position of a housewife, particularly in Woman
of the Year, where she slinks back into the kitchen in an attempt to make
waffles (disastrously) to appease her ignored husband.
And surely the
straight-speaking Joan Blondell, Dina Merrill, and the other working women of
the network reference department do far more for women’s rights than does the
confused and abused housewife, Doris Attinger (Judy Holliday). Indeed, without
men in their lives, Watson even proposes a possible lesbian relationship where
the two move in and raise cats together. Blondell, who played in her long
career many a lesbian, insists she loves men and reminds Bunny that she prefers
the opposite sex as well.
Mike (Gig Young) is a far superior foil for
Sumner’s attention than the evidently gay song-writer, Kip, played by David
Wayne in the 1949 comedy. If Stevens and Cukor are simply better directors than
The Desk Set’s Walter Lang (and I’m
not certain I might effectively argue that position), Lang makes up for it in
the wonderful late evening pajama-party-dinner scene where Mike finally
realizes that he may not be the only man in her life and in result of which
Sumner is portrayed later, during the drunken Christmas Eve celebrations at the
office, as a loopy version of a dashing romantic lover in a sombrero traveling
up and down the “Mexington Avenue” subway line. The homey sequence in the
up-stairs stacks of the reference library, wherein, for some of the few moments
of any Hepburn-Tracy film, the couple actually do seem to be radiantly happy in each other’s presence, tops almost
any other intimate on-screen moment during their studio concocted romance.
Fortunately, the
computer’s vaguely Turing-like mathematician-creator (he is after all, a man
who adds things up, a “sumner”) is a fairly bumbling and loveable fool who,
apparently disinterested in the opposite sex—at least early on in this
tale—wears different colored socks, confuses the days of the week, and
generally doesn’t give a fig for the accoutrements of power and wealth. In
short, he is a lot like the absent-minded “prof” as friends described Turing.
His gradually
growing attraction to the Head of the network reference department—required by all
movie plots—is also a bit like Turing’s attraction to Joan Clarke: her
intelligence makes her easy to talk to, and the domesticity she offers is
appealing. His real love—again a bit like Turing’s hand-built home computer,
named after his beloved childhood friend, Christopher—is, as Watson describes
Sumner’s machine, Emily EMARAC! After all, this
relationship has to at least pretend it is exclusively heterosexual—although
that fact doesn’t stop Bunny from wondering whether Sumner might not be the
marrying kind (“Don’t you like women?” she queries him in her intimate
conversation with him in the library stacks).
I doubt, in fact,
if the original playwright or the Ephrons knew anything about Alan Turing, but
it seems almost beyond coincidence, surely, that when a telephone caller asks
Sumner to name Santa’s reindeer, the computer creator answers first with the
names of five of the seven dwarfs (Dopey, Sneezy, Grouchy, Happy, and Sleepy)
before finishing up with Rudolph and Blitzen. Given what I’ve noted above about
Turing’s own reactions to Snow White,
which he described as one of his favorite films, it does indeed seem difficult
not to suspect the reference here is to the British mathematician.
Similarly,
Watson’s discovery that Sumner spent the war in Greenland—a far bigger, and
less green island than England, but still implicating Turing’s isolated
existence at Bletchley— doing something so secret that even she couldn’t track
it down, again hints at the author’s possible knowledge of Turing.
The film takes the relationship no further, and it is doubtful that,
except for a few individuals, the audiences of the day would ever have made any
connection with the British genius. Indeed, it doesn’t matter whatsoever in the
story—except that the Turing machine of this tale is just what the
mathematician predicted it might become: a machine with an intelligence that
makes it, at first, very difficult to distinguish from a human being. Emily
EMARAC, at least as presented in The Desk
Set, appears, in “her” “fits” of bad behavior, likely to continue to win
Sumner’s heart, even if Watson has fully captured his admiration and affection.
As Watson,
We
can forsee a future for them, in which Watson sits at home with her Holmes
reading him endless stanzas of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow’s Hiawatha before
he rushes off to solve the newest mystery of Emily EMARAC’s temper tantrum. In the
original play, in fact, Sumner does not win over the brilliant Watson, but Mike,
who proposes to her over the far simpler dictating machine.
I suppose those
who read Desk Set primarily as a
sex comedy, might find it somewhat disappointing. But as a statement of the
future human species interactions with machines it is quite fascinating and
truly forward looking, particularly when one recalls that Turing committed
suicide only a year before the production of the play. Better to have a
computer in a world where, as Bunny Watson recognizes, it is necessary to
“associate many things with many things.”
*The
running titles of this film spell the computer’s name as EMMARAC, but have
consistently referred to it as EMARAC in connection with the words the initials
refer to, choosing to also write electromagnetic as one word.
Oscar
Sunday, 2015
Reprinted from World
Cinema Review (February 2015).