a gay male farce
by Douglas Messerli
John Francis Larkin (screenplay, based on a
story by Rian James), Alfred E. Green (director) Parachute Jumper / 1933
Bette Davis does not remember this film fondly, describing it as “dead last” in the films she made. And many critics have savagely attacked the movie. Its dialogue, however, is often quite witty, and the plot is for cleverer than one might imagine. It is however unkind to Davis in several respects, mostly given the fact that she had not discovered her persona and does a rather poor Alabama accent that comes and goes and the story continues. I’d argue it her acting that is weak, not necessarily the film. For the most part, the movie attempts to portray Fairbanks as a version of Clark Gable, which generally works, except that his interchanges with both the women of the film, Dodd and Davis, are lacking in intensity and even believability. What John Francis Larkin’s script concentrates upon, even if the plot seems to go in another direction, is Fairbanks’ remarkable relationships in this film with men.
In the story, Bill and Toodles begin as Marine flyers, who as in all such movies, have established a deep friendship that borders on a bromance. As Toodles, McHugh is especially personable, singing throughout the film at the oddest moments while still making a wisecrack that demonstrates his love and admiration of his roommate.
Their
relationship, if not precisely gay, certainly flirts with the possibility, in
one scene the two engaging in a rather fey series of comments as Bill virtually
strips Toodles, who has just returned exhausted from searching for jobs, Bill
needing to put on his pants simply because it is the only pair the two own, and
change into his friend’s shirt and tie since is own are drying over the
bathtub. Bill, slapping his friend with the imitation loose wrist of a queer,
comments: “If you sewed your panties once in a while, we could hunt jobs
together,” hinting that a shared experience together might be great fun, like
two gay men out shopping.
Toodles answers “Sewing is woman’s job.” Then turning his fanny towards
Bill, he adds, “But I can run you up a hooked rug,” suggesting by the word “hooked”
the street word for engaging in sex, and in the word rug, hinting at the
hirsute condition of his behind. This scene, in which the two clearly are playing
with notions of gay sex, doesn’t represent exactly new territory for Fairbanks,
Jr.
Unlike his macho father, the younger Fairbanks has long been rumored to
have explored homosexuality as a young man, perhaps with gay tennis star Bill
Tilden, who was evidently quite fond of younger boys, being arrested twice for
having sex with boys, one aged 14, another 17. Tilden, who was a close friend
of Charlie Chaplin, often played on Chaplin’s home tennis court and was well
known to Fairbanks’ parents, Douglas, Sr. and Mary Pickford. Douglas, Jr. was a
teenager in just those years when Tilden was winning his first championships.
Below are photos with Douglas Fairbanks Sr, Bill Tilden, Charlie Chaplin, and
Spanish tennis player Manuelo Alonso from 1923, and another of Douglas
Fairbanks Jr. with Lester Stoefen, Bill Tilden, Paulette Godard, and a young
Judy Garland. Fairbanks, we should remember, was also a child actor.
Fairbanks Jr. went on to marry three times,
Joan Crawford in 1929, Mary Lee Epling in 1939, and Vera Shelton in 1991,
bearing three children. But throughout his life, Fairbanks’ closet friends were
gay and bisexual, among them Laurence Olivier, Noël Coward, Gertrude Lawrence,
Beatrice Lillie, Prince George, Duke of Kent, and Rex Harrison. And during his
marriage to Crawford he had an affair, he admits, with Katherine Hepburn.
It’s
fascinating, I would argue, that Olivier and Hepburn were bisexual, Hepburn according
to Scotty Bowers’ Full Service, being primarily lesbian, as were
Gertrude Lawrence and Beatrice Lillie, long rumored to have had an affair
together. Coward, as is well known, was an open homosexual in a time when being
so was truly dangerous, and the Duke of Kent had an affair with Coward for 19
years as well as covert gay relationships with several other men.* Although
Harrison, who married four times, was known to be a homophobe, some friends
argued that it was simply a front to hide his own bisexuality. Harrison is
certainly not known for his sympathetic relationships with women, two of his
wives having committed suicide. All of which perhaps made him perfect for the
character of Henry Higgins of My Fair Lady, a misogynist who preferred the
company of his friend Colonel Hugh Pickering.
Moreover,
at least two of Fairbanks Jr.’s early film roles were ones in which he played
gay men: A Woman of Affairs (1928) and Little Ceasar (1931). In
the first Fairbanks plays Jeffry Merrick, brother to Greta Garbo’s character
Diana, a woman who is in love with Jeffry’s dear friend and imagined lover
David Furness (Johnny Mack Brown). As I wrote of that film, based on Michael
Arlen’s almost scandalous 1924 fiction, The Green Hat:
“The
moment that David wins the rowing competition for Cambridge the very next day,
Jeffry leaps down a substantial distance—almost as Fairbanks’ athletic father
might have—from the high banked viewing cabana where he has been watching the
race with others in order to be at the river spot where David shores his boat,
the first to greet and congratulate him.
If this isn’t love, pure homosexual desire—not youthful idolatry as the
script would have it—I might never trust my “gaydar” again. But I can fully
trust director Clarence Brown’s coding and strangely Fairbanks’ compliant
acting. Jeffry loves David so deeply that when the latter jumps to his death,
Jeffry immediately retires to a room in order to drink himself to death. The
film allows no other logical explanation. In short, Jeffry is a homosexual in
love with David, whether or not they have ever engaged in sex.”
In
the later film, Fairbanks’ first major role, he plays Caesar Enrico Bandello’s
long-time friend and gang partner, Joe Massara, who leaves his friend to become
a nightclub dancer, with an only slightly coded message that he remains Caesar’s
deepest love, who despite his new “assistant”/lover Otero, he cannot do without,
and whose courting of and demand that Joe return ends in Little Caesar’s death.
My
point in all of this is that writers and directors seemed not at all afraid to
use the young Fairbanks Jr. as a handsome figure representing, even if highly
coded, a homosexual. In their minds Fairbanks fit the part. And his acting, in
both these roles, are some of the best moments of his early career.
Is
it any wonder then that the very best moments of Parachute Jumper are
when Bill finally hooks up with the film’s villain, Weber (Leo Carrillo), the
actor a leading man at this point in his career who would later be forced to
play Pancho to Duncan Renaldo’s The Cisco Kid, one of whose major films
was titled The Gay Amigo (1949).
Once Weber discovers the chauffeur kissing his girlfriend, moreover at
her insistence, he immediately rids himself and the film of Mrs. Newberry, and
from that moment on stays as close as he can get to Bill, using him as his
truly “in house” body guard.
It is, in fact, at this point when the dialogue suddenly ceases being
merely clever small talk and begins to truly take on sexual connotations,
although previously while Alabama and Cuddles wait outside of Mrs. Newberry’s
mansion wherein their friend Bill is trapped, they too begin to move the film
into some of its sexual dimensions.
Having
just been told that he’s been asked to light Mrs. Newberry’s fireplace, the two
wait below.
Tired
of their wait, Alabama laments, “He’s been up there an hour Toddles. It
wouldn’t take that long to light a fire with a pocket lighter.”
Cuddles answers in a manner that might almost suggest a male/male
encounter: “Maybe he’s rubbing two dry sticks together.”
Alabama adds: “Look, one of the lights went out,” with Cuddles still
attempting to cover for his friend, “He’s making a few electrical repairs.”
But it’s only when Weber has finally kicked out his girlfriend that
things truly light up with sexual innuendo.
carillo: “Now that
we’ve turned this into a stag affair, would you like a little drink?
bill: “Try me.”
carillo: I must admit, you are some shot. So, in
a manner of speaking, I could use a young man. I like your intestinal
fortitude.”
Bill
considers the all-male world which Carillo is hinting at. But before he can even
answer, Carillo continues: “Do you object to cracking**…I should say “bending”
the law a little bit?”
“The
one we all laugh at.”
Understandably Bill is still a bit confused and more than a little
troubled. But Carillo even makes it clearer in the coded language he is
speaking: “You don’t know how uneasy I am without a stout friend behind by
back.”
On the surface, of course, he is simply inviting bill to be his
bodyguard, but even Bill is not so naïve that he doesn’t recognize a sexual
come on, answering “I’ll try anything once.”
Carillo’s answer is still sexually loaded; “And
it’s much better than being shot climbing under a bed,” suggesting, one
imagines, that Bill “climb into bed with him” instead.
Even
now, as I retype the lines I hear in the film, I’m startled that many people
will accuse me of “reading in,” and that several of my most sophisticated
friends will not perceive the multiple sexual puns. To me, it shows that coding
is still quite effective. We in the US are still such a puritan folk when it
comes to sex that we simply cannot imagine that people speak in such a “winking”
language, even though, in this case, Alabama realizes that “even the stars are
winking.”
But
if we thought that might be the end of their sexual game-playing, the script
only prolongs it, as we soon discover that as a body guard, Corillo requires
Bill to actually remain in a sort of closet, a side room of his office covered
by large curtin which, at the push of a button, opens so that Bill can finally
come out momentarily to protect him. Never before was the idea of living a
closeted life made more literal in film until works such as Wrik Mead’s Closet
Case (1995)
Understandably, Bill complains: “I feel like I’m practicing to be a
hermit being in there all day alone….”
Never
has a starving, supposedly heterosexual hero had to pay so much to a gay
sex-starved villain in order to finally get his girl, which, of course, is a
conclusion necessary in all such films. Even Cuddles adjures him for not getting
a vaccination for love, as Cuddles finally once again joins up with the Marines,
with three meals a day and all the friendly men he might want.
And even in the final moments of this male-on-male oriented film, in
search of Alabama, as Bill begins to open door after door of a high rise in
which he’s seen her enter, he pulls one door too many to find a scene out of almost
any of the early 1930s films, a prissy male secretary (played by, who else, but
Franklin Pangborn?) taking notes from a quite obviously lesbian boss, a perfect
closing vignette for what is basically a gay male farce.
And I haven’t even spoken about all the between-the-legs hard rod maneuvering
it takes for both Bill and Toddles to bring their planes back to safety. As one
Letterboxd commentator named Genry put it: “there’s no way Joseph Breen would
have approved Douglas Fairbanks Jr. holding a thick, long pilot stick between
his legs like that.”
No wonder Bette Davis didn’t like this film! The female role was merely
obligatory.
* According to the internet site The Rake, love
letters from George to Coward were believed to have been stolen from Coward’s
house in 1942, and another group of letters had to be bought back from a male
prostitute in Paris who was blackmailing him. Additional gossip suggests that
George dallied with his distant cousin Prince of Prussia Louis Ferdinand and
with art historian and, later, Soviet spy Anthony Blunt.
**”Cracking” here clearly means entering the
asshole, which his next term, “bending” further hints at. But since Weber’s
major business, it turns out, is narcotics, it also hints at the use of “crack
cocaine.”
Los Angeles, January 3, 2024
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog
(January 2024).