take me out
to the beach dance
by Douglas Messerli
Benjamin Thomas, Marie Albert, Julie
Chaye, Anaïs Boucher, Véra Jantzem, Luna Delorge, and Julie Barbe (screenplay),
Benjamin Thomas (director) Sortir avec moi (Go Out with Me) /
2023 [24 minutes]
When it takes 7 individuals to write
the scenario of what basically is a standard romantic comedy, you realize
almost immediately that a work of only 24 minutes is going to have problems.
The two major male leads of this cast, Liam (Baptiste Baudais) and Théo (Armand
Le Roux) are two lovely looking boys and seem to be charming—although it is
difficult at moments to know whether Baudais’ pouting woodenness is a problem
of his acting skills or the script. Besides, everything else works against this
movie.
Both of these boys, freshmen in college, seem to have daddy problems,
having come out to their parents and been readily accepted by their mothers,
while having to recognize that their previously loving relationships with their
fathers will never be restored because of their being gay.
All right, it hurts. My own father, who I dearly loved, and with whom I
never again could restore a relationship after I came out, still long after his
death, occasionally hits me with a pang of sorrow. But surely that didn’t stop
me at age 18 to seek out gay love and friendship with others; if anything, it
lured me on to seek the love I was now missing at home.
Even if these characters, moreover, can be simply described as not quite
being able to get over that major disappointment in life (Liam’s father even
shared a loving friendship with him as a cook hovering over their home stove,
something almost inconceivable in US kitchens), how could French director
Benjamin Thomas and his cadre of
female writers imagine that such an issue might be of interest to any gay male
who had seen more than 10 short gay films?
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Of course, we root for the boys to find love and get together, but after
a while their pouts and placement of their lips on the wrong gender—in the big
scene of this little film, Liam discovers Théo in an upstairs bedroom smooching
one of their mutual girlfriends—begins to distract a sophisticated viewing
audience. From what backwater French province did these clueless kids come?
Even Théo, at one point when Liam asks him he he’d like to “go out with him,”
suggests that usually a relationship begins with kisses instead of a formal
invitation.
Really, both the boys and girls of this small college should get out a
little more. They all seem so perfectly sweet and guileless that it’s difficult
to imagine that they’ve even checked out the full resources of their own
computers.
At one point it appears that Théo does not even know how to properly
address a research question; and he, in turn, cannot believe that Liam has
never seen a Woody Allen movie, a director he appears to absolutely love—despite
I should imagine Allen being someone most aware kids these days utterly reject,
if not for his now tiresome humor and old-school Jewish plaints, then certainly
for his apparent child abuse. Even though these boys together watch the 2017
gay love film, Call Me By Your Name, it appears that the sexy scenes
between the actors in that movie which premiered six years earlier and which
they never have still not seen, have utterly no effect on their penises or
libidos. Both simply long for a father as understanding as Mr. Perlman, who in
that film practically dangles his cute young 17-year-old son Elio before the
eyes of 24-year-old graduate assistant. These
two boys seem to have not even masturbated, let alone touched a peer’s cock.
The movie seems to have almost put them to sleep instead of possibly presenting
a heart-pang thrill.
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And when Théo finally gets up the nerve to put away his Pierrot mask
(yes, this film actually speeds back in time to the days of Les Enfants du
Paradis of 1945) and ask Liam if he’ll go out with him, they don’t seek out
some private spot to kiss and touch, but join in a beach group dance with the
war-paint of the LGBTQ+ community on their cheeks. Even an old-fashioned Sunday
School Iowa hayride, in retrospect, seems more fun.
Los Angeles, February 1, 2025
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog
(February 2025).
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