how to make a sissy into a man
by Douglas Messerli
Bennett Cohen (scenario), Roy Clements
(director) He Became a Regular Fellow / 1916 || lost film
Surely one of the most obnoxious of the early
“sissy” films is Roy Clements’ He Became a Regular Fellow, whose central
character, J. Percival Bean (Pat Rooney), a sissy extraordinaire,
disgusts his father for his effeminate ways. Mr. Bean (Edward Sedgwick)
determines to send him off to college to make a man of him.
Living
in a college dormitory seems to be what high school is to most young gay men of
today, a miserable place for the young Bean, tortured by the other boys. He
writes home about his grievances to his mother, but Bean Sr. intercepts the
letter, writing him back that he must “stick it out.”
Percy comes back very late, ever-so-slightly intoxicated, the Principal
feeling, of course, that it is his duty to notify the father. When Bean
discovers what really happened, he immediately arranges for the two to be
married, proud that his son has finally become a man.
In
short, the plot presumes that the real problem with a gay boy is his
relationship with his mother, and imagines that his “female” mannerisms are
related to his identification with her. The only way around this is for a
girlfriend to replace the mother so that he might marry her and become happy
ever after. And in in doing so, of course, he is defined as a man.
It’s hard to know even where to begin in explaining the absurdity of the
film’s comic assertions. Perhaps by pointing out that homosexuality is again
laid at the doorstep of the mother, as if it were her influence that had made
him into a “sissy” in the first place, yet another thing the patriarchy blames
women for. And, of course, the very idea
that being a “sissy” is merely a state of mind that a good girl might easily be
able to change has been the wrong-headed logic among thousands of such devouring
women, obviously hoping to sweep up a husband from the dregs of his ineffectual
masculinity. Do young college girls still believe that?
And, of course, the idea that marriage is necessary to define oneself as
a “regular fellow” is one of the longest shared illusions among humans since
they began to walk the earth. Must one presume, moreover, that once he marries
Trixie, his effeminate manners will automatically disappear?
Finally, we might question whether what we call “effeminacy” in males is
necessarily a bad thing, or even has anything whatsoever to do with sex. I know
several heterosexual married men who might also be described as slightly
lisping, softspoken individuals, some of whom also use a great many hand
gestures.
Accordingly, in one short film, it is absurd for a writer and director
to imagine that homosexuality might be identified through effeminate behavior,
is an abnormal condition created by a young man’s relationship with his mother,
and that the way to resolve this is find a woman willing to convert herself
into the mother, which will not only attract the boy—who evidently has been
desperate all along to commit incest—but will utterly change the way he walks,
speaks, and perhaps even thinks. Good luck with that philosophy! I’m taking
bets on how long Percy’s and Trixie’s marriage lasts—even if he can waddle over
to the altar.
This film is all a slightly misconceived Freudian myth that has nothing
whatsoever to do with reality, although I doubt whether its creator even meant
it to. It is after all a comedy, a movie
intended to make one laugh. Thank heaven by the time of Ralph Cedar’s
surprising film, The Soilers (1923) we finally realize a sissy may
certainly be someone to be reckoned with, but definitely not someone to be
cured.
Los Angeles, October 1, 2021
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog
(October 2021).
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