we want betty!
by Douglas Messerli
Seymour Kneitel, Roland Crandall,
and Bernard Wolf (animators), Dave Fleischer (director) Betty Boop for
President / 1932 [animated cartoon]
Betty Boop is running for President
against Mr. Nobody, who argues:
Who will make your taxes light?...
Mr. Nobody!
Who'll protect the voters' right?...
Mr. Nobody!
Should you come home some early
dawn,
See a new milkman is on:
Who cares if your wife is gone?...
Mr. Nobody
In short, Nobody truly cares! In Nobody’s world even a pitcher of water
has to pour out its own glass to quench its thirst.
Betty, in contrast, believes that “this country is in need of a lot of heidi ho, boop-a-doop, and chocolate ice cream!” Moreover, she speaks a rather socialist line (“some of you have money and some you have no / If you send me to Washington, I’ll split up the dough!”); although briefly channeling Al Smith and Herbert Hoover in her speech, she argues also for several visionary causes, namely limousines for street cleaners, trolley service in which the cars themselves scale the giant skyscrapers to permit easy entrance, a giant umbrella that lifts up to protect the entire isle of Manhattan every time it rains, private booths for dogs at fire hydrants, and perhaps, most revolutionary of all, punishing all men on death row by transforming them in the electric chair into effeminate queers who go mincing away into a life ever after, a fate surely worse than death.
At least the former thug is slimmed down, his face and teeth shined up,
and his shoes polished all with the switch of the current—a sort of early
version of the transformations promised on the Queer Eye for the Straight
Guy series.
Although, like many others before and since her presidency she cannot
ever get the elephants and asses to agree on anything, she is still hailed by
the common man as she marches through the streets with numerous sleepy animal
friends on inauguration day. Betty is a hit, the crowds repeating their cry,
“We want Betty!” The President Elect offers up every single citizen a large mug
a beer at film’s end, 13 months before the actual end of Prohibition.
Four days after the release of this short, animated film, Franklin D.
Roosevelt was elected the President of the United States.
Los Angeles, April 8, 2022
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog
(April 2022).


















