some advice to the central character of this movie
by Douglas Messerli
Alex Karanis (screenwriter and director) West / 2022 [13 minutes]
Skinny boy Gabe (Morgan Clarke) has just moved out
to the west coast of Canada—from where, we’re never told—with his girl friend Mary
(Lin Flora). The move was evidently her idea, but she hasn’t yet found a job
and Gabe, who seems to be working—although we haven’t a clue how he’s
employed—is clearly dissatisfied with the way she continues to spend money
which they don’t have.
Writer/director Alex Karanis seems to be
under the mistaken impression that if you’re unhappy with the way your
girlfriend’s tossing off your weekly payroll that a perfect way to relieve the
pressure is to become a gay boy and go on the prowl.
nonetheless catches the eye of one of the best looking
boys in Vancouver (Heath Yee Fung) who leads him off into an isolated alley
where they intensely kiss.
Meanwhile,
Mary has gone off to the Mall where she’s discovered that her credit card is
maxed out, and she’s hopping mad. According to Karanis, Gabe again turns to gay
sex as a way to cope without realizing “that his actions will soon come with
dire consequences and will potentially ruin his relationship.”
What a shock when he returns home to find Mary
a little mad at him, particularly since she’s found messages on his cellphone.
He tells her outright that he’s fallen in love with someone else, without
saying anything about the gender of who he’s fallen for. She’s pissed, but
simply claims that he doesn’t know yet who he is.
At least
Gabe feels like a weight has been removed from his shoulders, that is until he
sneaks back to Kyle’s place and watches his one new love kissing another gay
boy off after evidently sharing a sexual adventure with him.
Poor Gabe sits down on a boardwalk bench and truly wonders who he is?
If there’s anything clear, Gabe needs some
help. A better writer and director who has truly had any experience with gay
life would be a good start. It appears Karanis is more than a little confused
and is as innocent as his character. So I won’t bother with him.
Gabe, this
is to you: you’re gay, and there’s not much you can do about it. Mary and her
inability to work and save has absolutely nothing to do with your sexual
desires. And, let me you tell you, so far you’re been really lucky in love. But
Gabe, one-night stands usually don’t signify long-term relationships. Dump Mary
and don’t look back. You’re going to have to go back to work, and meet some new
guys, while admitting you like boys instead of girls. Vancouver has some good
gay bars and is a nice city of friendly folks.
But still
that doesn’t mean that this might have been a great movie. Gabe, you need a
makeover—and so does this script and the entire plot. What are you trying to
tell us? That coming out feels a little strange, and you’re not quite sure
where you’re going? Welcome to the club. I hate to tell you, but you’re not the
first to discover these facts and the film you’re in is one of thousands that
have expressed the same thoughts—only far better.
So
whatever your line of work, don’t quit your day job. And Gabe this would have
happened, I assure you, even if you hadn’t moved out west.
Los Angeles, December 4, 2025
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (December
2025).



