Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Kyle Krieger | Sports! / 2018

court confessions

by Douglas Messerli

 

Eduardo Sanchez-Ubanell (screenplay), Kyle Krieger (director) Sports! / 2018 [5 minutes]

 

Eduardo Sanchez-Ubanell and Kyle Krieger’s short comic film is about as simple-minded as a film can get without totally alienating is viewers.

    Zach (Zack Graves) and Eduardo (Sanchez-Ubanell) are unlikely roommates who are about as different—at least on the simple level that this work takes character—as possible, the muscle-rippled Zach being obviously a sportsman, while the scrawny, somewhat effeminate Eduardo is, well we don’t really know what he is since he’s presented simply as a physical stereotype.

    In this case as Zach goes off to play some hoops with his straight friend Cody (Cody Callahan), Eduardo insists that he tag along, something that Zach is not at all happy with.


    His reasons soon become apparent. Eduardo is a sissy when it comes to making his way down the basketball court. His first shot at the hoop is so far off that he might as well have closed his eyes, although with a little coaching from his roommate, he amazingly puts the second shot in the hoop (maybe because he uses the limp wrist method).

    Embarrassed to even be there with Eduardo, when Cody shows up, Zach suggests his friend stand in the corner without moving, the empty-headed roommate obeying him like a little-leaguer in baseball being sent out by the coach forever to right field.

     Finally, when Zach tosses him the ball, instead of shooting he instinctively throws it over to Cody. But Eduardo is not totally dumb, quickly realizing that Zach hasn’t told his straight friend he’s queer.


     Given Eduardo’s little pep talk about how important it is to speak out about one’s sexuality, Zach finally admits to his friend that he’s gay. Cody could care less; as the online reviewer Cyd Zeigler for OutSports puts it: “giving the Heisman to gay-sports stereotypes for a couple nice moments…Cody shows that, no, straight athletes don’t give a crap if you’re gay. But every once in a while, it’s not hard for them to figure it out.”

      When Eduardo explains that he’s gay too, Cody laughs, commenting that “Ahh, no I could tell.”

      Bit Eduardo goes back to being a dumb: “I could be straight right? People say I give off these really masculine vibes.”

      Cody, fortunately, has the last line: “Yeah, sure. You’ve also been checking out my ass all day.”

      I guess a chuckle is the highest rating I can give this short movie.

 

Los Angeles, September 10, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (September 2025).

Jake Jonez and Emily Erdelyan | Touchdown / 2025

hike

by Douglas Messerli

 

Jake Jonez (composer and performer), Jake Jonez and Emily Erdelyan (directors) Touchdown / 2025 [3.47 minutes] [music video]

 

Actor and comedian Jake Jonez, famed for his video series with Jonez and Aaron Goldenberg, Mean Gays Invite You Over for Some Fun,” issues the music video Touchdown.

    If you just heard the lyrics you might imagine that it was the product of some hyperventilated high school sports star singing to all the girls of his school. But Jonez, as you may already know, is most definitely gay, and as the visual elements of this video make clear, the quarter back in this game is speaking to all the boys, in particular to one of his team mates when he sings lyrics such as these below

    Jonez comes strutting out with his backup chorus, hips swaying with homosexual lust; he kisses his locker mate, and lays him down right on the field. It’s pretty clear where this is going, and if his boyfriend ever tries to go back to girls, Jonez will come swinging for him with a baseball bat, knowing only too well,


“I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot

I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not

I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare

Who am I? Just guess

Guys wanna touch my”



“Go tell your mom about me, you know I'm sticking around

I know you play the field, but I'm your touchdown

Baby, can't you see? You'll miss this, you're out of bounds

I know you play the field, but I'm your touchdown”


 

“(Night two) You fucked me in the back seat of your car

Flip this dime, I want your body on top of mine”


 

“I know ya told Amber that you loved her in May

But baby, it's October, and the leaves are all grey

If your dad found out, we know he'd be pissed

But nothing ever felt this good on your lips”




“Down, down, down, down, down, down, I'm your touchdown

(I'm your touchdown, yeah, I'm your touchdown, I'm your touchdown

Yeah, I'm your touchdown

I'm your touchdown)”


“I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot

I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not

I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare

Who am I? Just guess

Guys wanna touch my (I'm your touchdown)”



Los Angeles, September 10, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (September 2025).

 

Edwin Brienen | Cruising Ballet / 2022

dance of desire

by Douglas Messerli

 

Edwin Brienen (director) Cruising Ballet / 2022 [16 minutes]

 

It’s early evening when a boy in white pants begins to trudge up and down the sidewalks of a Berlin park. Another bearded man takes a view of the highly graffitied bathroom, and a man, having driven to the park, walks his pug. The performers of this dance of desire are named at the film’s end: Peto Coast, Lucky Joe, Gregor, and Casper the dog.



      The bearded man stands by a tree while the white pants wanders. Although no one speaks, the noises of the late evening are almost unbearable as the bells of a local cathedral ring out and an engine, perhaps of some park-grounds keeper, roars into action, soon falling into a kind of rising and falling rhythm. The bearded man notices the dog and pets him.

       When the pet owner moves in closer to the bearded man, the latter puts his hand momentarily on his crotch, but soon drops it, the dog lover smiling and moving off. It is far too early yet for serious business.


     As darkness begins to fall, the camera itself becomes a cruising figure moving stealthily through the park foliage to seek out, once more, the white pants of the walker. We now observe everything from ground level, the pants being passed by the sneakers of the bearded man. The feet stop and the white pants leans up against a tree to take in a drag from his cigarette. The ground his covered with trash, pamphlets, smashed paper cup and other pieces of plastic debris. A used condom hangs from a branch.


       Under the park lights we glimpse only the outlines of their faces as they each stand in wait. Once more the white pants slowly approaches the bearded man, pauses and smiles before he moves off. It has become a dance. No one dare approach the other directly, but circle, seemingly weighing their own desires against the imagined desire of the other. But there is also a sense of evaluation going on: are you the man I’m looking for this evening, can you succeed in providing me with pleasure, are you willing to complete what you begin?

       Now in a car, the bearded man drives off to a spot near the Brandenburg Gate. Meanwhile, the boy in white pants visits a public bathroom, noticing the same bearded man from the park coming out of another cubicle. Following one another like animals, they wander down some of the brick halls that seem to be interlinked with the toilet, moving deeper and deeper into the bowels of the construction before they briefly kiss, but still pull away and circle one another in a final check-out of one another.

 


      Finally, the boy in white pants kneels, pulls down the bearded man’s pants and begins sucking his cock. There is no wild expression of joy on either of their faces, no look of ecstasy upon ejaculation. The act is simply completed as the boy stands, puts his mouth briefly around the bearded man’s chin, pulls away, and walks off.

       This pas de deux is completed.

 

Los Angeles, September 26, 2023

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (September 2023).

Michael Hyman | Billy's Blowjobs / 2017

the beginning or the end

by Douglas Messerli

 

Michael Hyman (screenwriter and director) Billy's Blowjobs / 2017 [17 minutes]

 

Imagine if the figure in Andy Warhol’s iconic figure of 1964, DeVeren Bookwalter in Blowjob, instead of facially expressing his ecstatic satisfaction from the sexual act being performed on his nether parts, spent the entire time instead on describing his prior experiences and the current voyeuristic movie being made of him at the very moment while insisting his sucking partner stop paying attention to his words and attend to his cock!

     After all, Billy (Wilson Cruz) has been coming to the same out-of-view spot against a fence behind which the LA subway now runs for many years, the cries of pleasure, the many fellow groan and moans having been lost in silence to time. He is the last man standing in the old fields of pleasure, checking his watch and even that of his fellationist. “We are the last people left on earth,” declares Billy, “except for that kid over there who’s had me under surveillance from so far away.   


      God knows, Billy has tried to stop, to give it all up and leave the degradation of his life. But he simply can’t despite the fact that his current sucker chews his cock just as often as he pleasurably sucks, and clearly isn’t giving him the satisfaction that he wants.   

     As Billy argues, “I hate to be a buzzkill for your happy experience down there, whoever you are down there, but I must speak. I must speak to feel less alone.”

     Of course, over the years, that’s been Billy’s major problem. He’s never bothered to know “whoever you are down there” was. Billy clearly isn’t satisfied because all of his life was about anonymous sex, the signifier of his nightly events. And now, talking up a storm, he isn’t even communicating to the last of his cocksuckers, the word fully expressing its many meanings.

     As Billy himself expresses it, “This is tough work,” followed soon after, by the sound of footsteps rushing off, the cum having been offered and the devotee having received its offerings, speeding into oblivion, Billy calling after, “Thanks for the company.”

     Alone, after Billy’s “brief encounter,” he invites the surveillance operator over. It takes some doing, the young boy, Paul (Jason Caceres) not being able to even comprehend that he might now be invited over to participate in what he has so long been witnessing. But Billy is, after all desperate.

     Finally, the boy with a camera, moves over to the idol, Billy, taking his place as all the others have, squatting before their master.


     Billy begins to head off, but the boy admits that it’s taken whatever nerve he has to come over to him. The boy argues he’s not like the others just looking for cheap thrills. He’s alone. And slowly, for a few moments, they play a Pinteresque game of why the boy is “here” instead of “there” where he has been. “You’re too young. You’re too cute. Why are you here?”

     Paul answers, “You’re too hot. Why are you here?”

   But when Billy asks the question over once again, and the boy answers in highly metaphorical language: “Because I don’t want to become just another shadow. Out past midnight running away from himself.”

      Even Billy, the rhetorician, can’t comprehend those words.

     When Billy asks, “Why have you had me under surveillance for two weeks?” Paul counters, “Why have you allowed yourself to be under surveillance for two weeks?”

    The two have established a kind of rapport about which Billy admits “This could be the end of something or the end of something. Or the exact reverse.”


      Eventually, Paul admits to Billy, “I get the feeling you’re not the kind of man who’s not going to hurt me as all the others have.”

      Paul continues, “I’m not just looking for cheap thrills,” Billy again repeating what you might almost describe as a desperate mantra: “This could be the beginning of something or the end of something. Or the exact reverse.”

       But when Paul goes down on him, Billy joking, “try not to chew,” we know it is the same old, same old. Paul is nothing but another of the endless sexual encounters that Billy has had over the years. And he has converted the boy into yet another reason to remain at the nowhere spot where he meets up with the endless parade of men who he never truly comes to know and soon after doesn’t want to know. This is but a continuation of Billy’s excuses for the uncomplicated, anonymous sex through which he has so long survived.

       The only hope this film provides is that after another subway passes and Billy cums, we observe the two walking off together. Maybe. Perhaps. But this seems to be both the beginning and the end.

        Forgive me if I continue to be a cynic. Billy is interested, it seems to me, only in satisfaction, not in love. 

 

Los Angeles, August 13, 2023

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (August 2023).

Marco Leão and André Santos | Pedro / 2016

a day at the beach

by Douglas Messerli

 

Marco Leão and André Santos (screenwriters and directors) Pedro / 2016 [20 minutes]

 

A young man, Pedro (Filipe Abreu) is seen during the credits as returning home in early morning on his motorcycle. In the kitchen he pauses for a drink, overhearing his mother having a conversation with someone on the phone with whom she is attempting to meet up, promising to keep close to her phone to await his or her calls.


     Pedro retires to his bed, turns on his computer to a porno on-line masturbation site and watches a young man beginning what promises to be a long process, Pedro’s mother (Rita Durão) immediately intervening to tell him that it’s time for him to get ready for the beach; she doesn’t want to be late. As she sits beside on the bed, she shares his cigarette, seemingly oblivious of the image he has on his computer. Of one thing we are already certain: this is not going to be a “coming of age” or “coming out” movie.

     He heads to the bathroom, pissing as she again enters, adjusting her swimsuit in the mirror and complaining once more of his tardiness for not even having showered yet. Meanwhile, she asks him to re-tie the suit’s string in the back. “Do you like it?” she asks.

     But when they’re both now dressed for the beach she suddenly cannot locate her cellphone, and proclaims she can’t leave until she finds it. Sitting in a blue lounging chair, his eyes closed, the boy appears to be exhausted and clearly disinterested in whatever they’re planning to do at the beach.

     In the next scene the boy is again driving his motorcycle, his mother riding shotgun holding him closely. As they stop at the beach, his mother steps down from the bike moving forward   immediately to their supposed definition, while Pedro looks off in the direction of a man who has just walked behind him. His mother trudges off to the sand dunes, while her son follows leadenly after. She calls out, “Over here,” and walks down the dune to the open strand. In the next frame they are both laying out on the beach on blankets, Pedro fully-clothed, she in her swimsuit, side by side, as if they were a couple of lovers.

      After a long pause, she sits up, calling over to him, “Pedro. I think we’re too early.” And then adds, “We should have come in the afternoon. I prefer that. I wonder why we came so early?”


      A handsome nude man (João Villas-Boas) comes running from the water back to the beach, picking up his towel, and drying off. He pulls on his bikini, openly adjusting his crotch, and walks over the couple to ask for a cigarette. As he carefully eyes the boy, his asks if they have a lighter. And it slowly begins to dawn on us what is soon to happen, as Pedro looks intensely back at the man, takes out a cigarette and waits for the stranger to light it, which he does with his own cigarette.

      Suddenly the man lifts himself out of his hunched position, says goodbye, and begins to walk away, both mother and son starring back at him as he moves away. When they finally look back, she asks her son, “Did you see the way he looked at me?”

      Pedro puts on his shoes, stands, and announces “I’m going for a piss.” By now, however, we can guess where he is headed. To confirm our suspicions, the camera observes the man pausing in his slow moseying walk, grabbing his crotch and moving forward again, as Pedro comes into view behind him. After trailing him through heavy brush, the boy meets up with the hunky stranger near the shade of a tree as the two come together, Pedro pulling down his shorts as the man leans into him for a kiss, the pair soon moving their hands across other parts of each other’s bodies.


       When Pedro saunters back some later, tossing off his shoes, his mother, now standing, asks him if he managed to “pee.” She goes in for a swim, he begging off joining her as she requests. She asks once more and he pulls off his shirt and joins her, both of them soon frolicking in the heavy waves.

        Soon we observe the mother standing, looking over to the waves where Pedro continues to play. A very handsome man suddenly appears behind her and kisses her neck. You didn’t call, she mumbles, you stood me up, he replying something like “But I’m here,” lines that might almost be out of a romance novel.

      When Pedro begins to return to the beach he sees the man with his mother and waits for a while before continuing, the other two having moved off out of view. The boy returns to their original spot, lays down, and finally falls asleep, certainly by this time utterly exhausted. When he awakens there is still no sight of his mother.

       In the last shot of this Portuguese short, we see him on his motorcycle as in the very first scene, presumably returning home again, as if everything that we have just witnessed might be ready to repeat as in a loop tape.

       We are still left with several questions, however. Is she playing pimp to her son or if he serves as the lure that draws men to her? More likely, they both just seek out their sexual pleasures together, as a kind of mother-son team duo who enjoy witnessing the others (surely numerous) that come in and out of one another’s lives. If nothing else, we now no longer wonder why she so desperately needed her phone.

       Perhaps how we interpret the scenes we have just witnessed say more about us as voyeurs than about the actual relationship of this sexually active mother and son. Yet, I can’t help perceiving this as a 21st century positive spin on Suddenly, Last Summer in which the all-consuming flesh isn’t taken quite so literally.

 

Los Angeles, April 1, 2021

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (April 2021).

Sven Hensel | Cruising / 2016

out of the woods

by Douglas Messerli

 

Sven Hensel (screenwriter and director) Cruising / 2016 [14 minutes]

 

Early in this German short film, teenage friends of Stani comment on his strangeness. One of them has run into him on the streets, inviting him to join their nightly gathering, but looking intently into his cellphone, Stani refuses, suggesting that he may join up with them later.


    What these apparently straight boys don’t understand is that Stani, who is described as having “grown up in the wastelands”—not to my thinking a very clear reference to any possible explanation of his behavior or sexuality—is busy cruising, communicating with boys and men whom he might later encounter in “the little woods.”

     While watching another couple fuck, the Emo-looking Stani meets up with an older guy who quickly pulls him off to another corner of the wood, where Stani jacks him off.

    From another cellphone message, we gather that Stanislav is also providing drugs to some customers. And from here on the film shifts into a kind of kaleidoscope of various moments in the young teen’s life. At one moment he is sitting with his two high school friends as they watch Lesbian Vampire Killers, and the next he is back in the woods sucking another older guy’s cock.

     A frame later he is with another man as they mutually masturbate, and a moment later another guy is fellating him. At one point, when a boy is about to fuck him, Stani attempts a kiss, and the would-be lover walks off, emphatically refusing any gestures of love.


     So, at least, we now know that there is something to this endless cruiser more than just the thrill of finding another person with whom to have sex. Stani is clearly seeking something else in his nightly searches.

      In a longer scene, Stani is with his friends evidently in the town park. The two swim in the river as Stani takes in the sun. They return and decide to visit a nearby bistro for some beer. The hostess wakes up the waiter, Johannes, to get their order. Johannes takes their order, but gives Stani a closer look.


      Soon after, one of Stani’s friends comments on the fact that he feels its “a little faggy over here,” the other friend responding that it means nothing to him. But the first again evidences his mild homophobia, “Nothing of use, that’s for sure!? But Stani, finally challenges him, admitting that he “had sex with one lately”—an understatement to be certain—the homophobic boy, responding with disbelief: “With a gay?”

     Johannes delivers the beers. They toast and drink. Finally, Stani’s friend responds, “Not that bad. More girls for me.”

    When the other two boys get up and leave, Stani remains a moment to make a note on the beer coaster, providing his phone number.

      Shortly after, Stani meets up with a rather obnoxious gay man and reenters the woods for sex.

     But meanwhile we see Johannes in his bedroom, contemplating the meaning of Stani’s message: “I don’t want to push it, but….” followed by his phone number. He makes the call.


        At 11:30 Stani shows up to the front door of the house Johannes shares with his parents, and is met by the man who quickly takes him to his room, where they kiss; and for the first time in this film, Stani has full and loving sex in a bed. His cruising days may finally be over. Moreover, Stani has quietly come out to his friends. Both occur in a quiet and restrained fashion that is far different from the “sturm und drang” of so very many other coming out films that one might even miss the fact that this 17-year-old boy has just come to completely embrace his sexuality.

 

Los Angeles, September 30, 2023

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (September 2023).

 

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