a trip to mars
by Douglas Messerli
Christopher Langdon (screenplay), Gregory
Cooke (director) $30 / 1999
$30 begins in
a dark car with neon lights reflecting upon it, as if we were about to engage
with a contemporary noir. A father (Greg Itzin) and his son Scott (Erik
MacArthur) sit in the front seat, the boy—seemingly having lost his ability
even to speak—appears to be terrified, his dad waking him back into reality.
“Scotty, you haven’t heard a word I said. ...Just a second ago you looked like
NASA sent your brain to Mars.”
The
boy stutteringly demurs.
“Quit looking so nervous. It’s not that big a deal,” pronounces his
father, asking him if he still has the $30, and telling him he’ll be back in an
hour to pick him up. He starts up the car and drives off.
For a moment he have no clue about what mission his father has sent him
on for that apparently terrifying sixty-minute adventure. He climbs the stairs
of some unrecognizable structure and stands for a moment outside a door,
attempting to regain his composure, whispering to himself “Don’t be such a
pussy Scott.” He knocks.

When he opens the door, we hear a voice “Be out in a moment,” a woman
named Emily soon after appearing, switching off the television set and sitting
on edge of the bed. Suddenly we are able to put the entire scene in context.
The location is a motel room, and she (Sara Gilbert), evidently is a prostitute not so many years older than he is, but looking far
more agèd and bedraggled, as if her profession has already worn her out. They
talk for a moment, the preliminaries established, including the payment, his
name, and his request that she turn off the lights. She has a couple of house
rules: “There’s no biting unless it’s gentle; and there’s no really weird
stuff; no anal, no rough stuff, no hitting, and..oh you can cum on my face but
just watch my eyes ‘cause I just got new contacts.” So much for the illusion of
romance.
We already suspect the results. He cannot get an erection, and after a
few moments of attempted sexual contact, the boy suddenly leaps up, running
into the bathroom to wash his sickened face. She suggests they simply take a
break and try again later, comforting him with the words that any experienced
woman might: “It happens to lots of men, especially the first time.”
A
few minutes later they are standing downstairs by the motel pool, Scott
drinking a soda, and explaining the circumstances, that his father has made the
appointment as a birthday gift. Even the prostitute is a bit startled: “The guy
who arranged this is your Dad? God, it’s kind of...pushy.” “No shit,” the kid
agrees.
Eventually returning to the room, Scott suddenly comes alive. “You must
think I’m a total retard. See, the reason I couldn’t do it in there is I
really, really like this girl, and it’s not you, it’s me.”
The aware viewer almost anticipates her next question: “What’s his
name?”
The boy is taken aback. “Who?”
“The guy you like at school.”
After a long and awkward pause, he blurts out, “Fred. His name’s Fred,”
still amazed and a bit troubled by her perspicacity.
She pretends to have a secret radar about gay men, always being able to
tell, and Scott is just still innocent enough to believe her. But in that
moment alone the two hit it off and spend the rest of the hour they have left
sharing conversation with one another.
By the time he hears his father’s car returning, they have become
friends of sorts. And when the “pushy father” approaches the room, the hooker
begins to moan, finally Scott joining in, giving proof to the fact that they
are in the midst of sensational sex. Before he leaves, she gives him a small
cupcake as a birthday treat.
When the father honks the horn, Scott leaving, Michele (which we
discover is her real name) leans over the balcony, the father calling out,
“Heh, how was my boy.”
“Oh, he’s not a boy mister. He’s a man.”
As the final few scenes shows Scott and Fred dancing on the beach at
sunset, the car pulls off with the two men in it. Together Michele and Scott
have pulled off a “grand deception”—grand not just because they have fooled the
elder, but because Scott has fooled himself that he can keep the fact of his
sexuality hidden.
Yet, we know someday soon he will have to suffer the truth, no matter
where that lands him. The writer of this work, Christopher Landon—the son of
the TV Bonanza star Michael Langdon— who, when he finally revealed that
he was gay, realized that given the continued homophobia in Hollywood and the
film industry, he was putting his career in jeopardy. As with so many figures
straight and gay who portrayed or wrote about gay characters, his then budding
writing and directorial efforts temporarily suffered. As he notes, "I was
the flavor of the month, and then I was quickly dismissed. I reached a point in
my career when I couldn't get a meeting anywhere." But he later came back
to write and direct a series of successful commercial blockbusters, including Disturbia
(2007) and the found-footage films, numbers two through four of Paranormal
Activity.
The movie on the TV when Scott enters the motel room is a clip from Little
House on the Prairie, one of whose leads was Melissa Gilbert, the sister of
Sara, director and actor Gregory Cooke’s choice to play the prostitute in this
short film.
Los Angeles, January 22, 2001
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog and
World Cinema Review (January 2001).