Saturday, February 7, 2026

Jean Vigo | Zéro de conduit (Zero for Conduct) / 1933

the wild ones

 

Jean Vigo (scenarist and director) Zéro de conduit (Zero for Conduct) / 1933

From the very first scene of Jean Vigo’s short feature, Zero for Conduct, the director establishes the battlegrounds as two young boys traveling by train to return to their boarding school take out their new “toys”—in a sort of menacing version of “I can do better than you”—before pulling out cigars, lighting up and smoking—all in the presence of a sleeping adult, who, as the train stops falls to the floor, described by the boys as a “dead man.” The sleeping man is their new teacher, who, although more spirited than the soulless freaks who also teach at the boys’ school, is clearly, in their minds, already dead.

     The two boys, Caussat (Louis Lefebre) and Colin (Gilbert Pruchon), join their friend Bruel (Coco Golstein) and a new “pretty” boy, Tabard (based, so it is reported on Vigo himself)—ogled and touched by several teachers—who befriends them, to immediately plan a revolt. The various “professors” include the dwarf headmaster, a slimy supervisor who follows the children about to spy on them and steals their possessions, an obese chalk-covered science teacher, and mindless housemaster, whom the boys, in their later orgiastic march of rebellion, tie to his bed, upend it and, symbolically, crucify him. Only the new teacher, who entertains them with drawings and a Chaplinesque strut around the school yards, shows any possibility of offering them an education.


     Through most of this 41-minute film, the boys do little but conspire, as they, like school boys everywhere, pass notes, secretly meet, magically escape from one teacher’s attention as they march through the city, and are awarded seemingly endless “zeros for conduct,” restricting them to the school even during weekends.

      Yet, by framing everything through the eyes of the boys, Vigo creates a magical landscape which seems to be always fulminating with real violence and a sense of wonderment. The ease in which the boys slip in and out of beds, climb into and of mysterious windows, and simply mock their superiors behind their backs is in stark opposition to the freakish inadequacies of the adults, making the film seem both comic and slightly horrifying at the very same moment.


       The revolt is planned for the school’s commemoration day, but gets underway, apparently, the night before as what begins as a pillow fight among the school’s boys suddenly turns into a mock procession—not unlike the mardi gras celebration in the director’s À Propos aux Nice—as the camera goes into slow motion, a snowfall of feathers streaming down upon everyone. It ends, appropriately, with the crucifixion I described above.

       The commemoration ceremony of the next morning, presided over the Toulouse-Lautrec lookalike, seems to have no children in attendance, merely stuffed dummies, representing various French dignitaries. The young foursome is seen moving, by rooftop, off into the distance seemingly having escaped their insane oppression.  The freshness of his vision, combined with Vigo’s obvious distaste for authority, helped to get this film immediately banned after its showing in 1933 in Paris for “creating disturbances and hindering the maintenance of order.” It would not be rediscovered until 1945, and was not shown again until 1946, twelve years after Vigo’s death. But its influence has been extensive, with François Truffaut paying homage to it in his The 400 Blows and Lindsay Anderson using its structure for his If….  

 

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The other day, almost a decade after writing the above, I watched Zero for Conduct again two more times and sat through a rather unrevealing Criterion commentary by Michael Temple, all in the curiosity of it being listed on a couple of LGBTQ film lists. I then reread the commentary above, and was surprised that I had done, I believe, a fairly decent job of describing the film, although having missed nearly all of its sexual matter.

     Were I to completely to rewrite it today, I would probably make far more of the general Dadaist tone of the work, its anarchist roots—Temple does remind us that Vigo’s father was a significant French Anarchist, who was probably assassinated in prison by rightists—and I would most certainly detail the numerous situations in which the teachers and administrators behave more like children as the boys plot and strategize like experienced adults. I would also probably reiterate the simple joy and humor of the work, even if the first time I perhaps was a bit uneasy with the student’s rebellion, having myself been a teacher and being a son of a superintendent of schools. We side completely with the boys and wish Surveillant Huguet (Jean Dasté) could have more fully joined in, a true child at heart whose wondrous ability to stand on his head at his desk gave his students more joy than they might have before experienced in a class.


      What I completely missed however is, in its anarchist spirit, just how much nudity and sexual allusion Vigo allowed his young boys. Much of the entire first scene where the two boys, Causset and Bruel meet up in the train on their back to school, for example, begins as they show off their new trinkets and toys, Causset demonstrating a small hand air ball which he then tucks into his crotch as he the Bruel continue showing off their other new treasures before, finally, taking out cigars which they light and smoke. The ball between his crotch visually appears against his naked thighs throughout this scene as if it were the boy’s penis, which takes on even further sexual implications when the two meet up their cigars in space, creating further suggestions of a phallic interchange. The scene is a long one and hard to ignore—if you’ll excuse my unintended boyish puns.

     In the same manner of this visual “joke,” at several points in the film Vigo makes use of bathroom and bedroom humor, showing off the young male buttock as blankets are pulled on lazy

sleepers and toilet cubicles are quickly pulled open by the adults checking on their young charges.

The partial nudity is an intrusion, like everything else these children must suffer, not only on their privacy, but even the dignity of their sleep and bathroom use. There is hardly a moment that any boys might describe in which they experience a sense of solitude or silence, two of the most necessary tools in learning. The children are literary stripped naked by their superiors whenever possible.

     Only in one instance does it become celebratory. When the students finally begin their revolution by instigation complete bedroom chaos beginning with a pillow fight, they end it with a celebration procession, an almost sacred like affair as they put one boy in his night-shirt upon a chair, revealing is full penis in the process sticking out from beneath his nightshirt. Here we see almost a Bacchic celebration, something so vital and exciting that the male nudity seems a natural aspect of the event, although obviously this was probably the final straw for the censors who banned the film in its entirety.


 

     Closely related to the intrusions upon the boys’ private parts by the administrators in a near pedophilic scene by the heavyset teacher with a chalky coat. He clearly is attracted to Tabard, the boy described as “pretty” or at other times as a “sissy.” Not only does he rub his hand across his hair, but later attempts to touch his fingers and hands, which so annoys the child that he, the seemingly least outspoken of the boys, screams out the word “merde” (“shit”) and later when asked to recant merely repeats it emphatically, applying it to the teachers and principal themselves.

 

      Tabard and Bruel also share a boy-love relationship throughout the film, for which Tabard is later called into the headmaster’s office in an attempt to dissuade him from continuing it. But by the end of the film, the seemingly innocent boy who, at first, was not even included in the revolutionary club, is seen even more deeply active in the final upheaval and perhaps even more devoted to Bruel, suggesting the possibility of sexual activity which the adults have attempted to deny him.

      Indeed, Vigo’s short work is quite a sexual and even a gay work that refuses to banish the subject of sexual vitality from the mental and spiritual revolutions that the boys are also undertaking. And in that sense, it is one of the most positive queer statements of the 1930s.

 

Los Angeles, January 20, 2013, revised Los Angeles, September 23, 2022

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (September 2022).

 

Unknown filmmaker | Past Mistakes / 2014 [commercial advertisement]

cleaning up

by Douglas Messerli

 

Unknown filmmaker Past Mistakes / 2014 [20 seconds] [commercial advertisement]

 

The gay couple in the Tide add of 2014 found that their old laundry soap did not get out their stains. One of this male couple, obviously the one does the shopping, serves as the Tide spokesman, the other asking only at the end when his companion announces that now Tide cleans it all with just one washing, “Like your cargo shorts?”

    The nasty spokesman comes back, “Like your ex?”


    This somewhat catty, but nonetheless charming advertisement was shown only in Canada despite the fact that Tide’s producer, Proctor & Gamble, has encouraged gay marriage, and “fostered a culture of inclusion and respect…including the right to marry whomever they choose.”

    Despite some heavy pressure to bring this add to the US, Proctor & Gamble didn’t feel the US market was ready, and the ad never showed up in the States, another failure of a major company to act instead of simply talk out of the side of their mouths. Obviously Tide couldn’t clean up its act and rectify their “past mistakes.”

    It appears that even back in 2014 Procter & Gamble perceived Canadian audiences to be more intelligent and sophisticated that those of the US.

 

Los Angeles, February 7, 2026

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2026).

AMV BBDO Agency | “Mum” in the Kitchen / 2008 [commercial advertisement]

sweet cheeks

by Douglas Messerli

 

AMV BBDO Agency (director) “Mum” in the Kitchen / 2008 [30 seconds] [commercial advertisement]

 

If we need any further evidence that homophobia still rules the airwaves, then one only need take a look at the truly charming and harmless British gay advertisement promoting Heinz Deli Mayo from 2008.


    A man dressed like a deli counterman, white hat, shirt an apron, stands behind a kitchen counter making sandwiches. A young boy runs into the room, on his way to school, demanding “107 please, Mum.” The man puts a sandwich into the child’s lunch box, responding “Yeah, you got it, kid. And practice tonight,” as the boy runs off.

    His female sibling enters, crying out “Hey, what about me?”


    “Oh, what about you?” answers the deli dad who speaks in a Brooklyn accent.

He has a sandwich already made, it just needs an extra bit of ham, which puts on top, adding as he hands over the sandwich, “Don’t tell your brother.”

     Enter Dad, also in a rush, grabbing up yet another sandwich, adding “See you, love.”

     “Mum” calls out, “Hey, ain’t you forgetting something?”


     Dad runs back to award him a kiss, “Mum,” declaring “I love you. Straight home from work sweet cheeks.”

     Only then does Heinz reveal 4 bottles of their various Deli Mayo toppings.

     According to The Guardian the add immediately received about 200 complaints from the advertising regular of its being offensive and inappropriate. Some of the complaints added that complaints include that the ad was "unsuitable to be seen by children" and that it raised the difficult problem of parents having to discuss the issue of same-sex relationships with younger viewers. Even based on that low of a response, Heinz immediately pulled the ad, claiming that it listens to their customers.

    Mightn’t they have done a survey to discover how many thought the add was charming appropriate and much needed? Obviously, it was easier just to pull it and put their fingers in their ears.

   The British gay rights group Stonewall said it was shocked that Heinz had yanked what it called an “innocuous” ad and urged gay consumers to boycott the company.

 

Los Angeles, February 7, 2026

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2026).

Jacob Tierney | Heated Rivalry (Season 1, Episode 4: Rose) / 2025 [TV series]

the women

by Douglas Messerli

 

Jacob Tierney (screenwriter and director, based on the novel Game Changers by Rachel Reid) Heated Rivalry / 2025 [TV series]

 

Season 1, Episode 4 “Rose”

 

Just when finally one might have imagined the relationship between Ilya and Shane is deepening, particularly as they hook up again in 2014 to 2016, there begin to be problems. Once more, some of the tension is simply due to the long periods between their love making, during which we are

asked to believe that Shane, at least, remains without another partner. But Ilya also seems to be rather celibate waiting out the periods to have sex with Shane instead of actually carrying out his affairs with other women which are nonetheless gossiped about. That handsome young men of their age are going for long periods without any sexual encounters stretches the series into incredibility.

      Those around them begin to note their constant texting and they are understandably challenged by their teammates for more details. Neither seems to participate in the standard locker talk of their colleagues, and both deny any serious relationships.


      In Boston they meet up at Ilya’s place for a sexual evening that begins to probe a bit further into their lives, Ilya, inviting Shane to spend the night, and promising to make his famous tuna melt sandwiches. But mostly new tensions arise. Ilya is worried about his father’s worsening health, but clearly is also dealing with problems with his brother. The two finally join in a pleasurable moment of frotting, calling out each other’s first names, but in the middle of their joy, Shane, for reasons not entirely explicable but certainly arising from his growing realization of his gay sexuality and the frustration of being in such a relationship that he can't even fully share with his companion, suddenly leaves.


     The act unsettles the entire relationship, spiraling this episode somewhat out of control. When friends finally insist he join them for a few drinks at a local bar where several movie actors have also gathered, Shane can no longer refuse. There he meets the star Rose Landry (Sophie Nélisse), an intelligent woman with obviously far more sexual experience than Shane. She’s also quickly charmed by the noted hockey player, and before Shane even knows what has hit him, they have entered into a very public relationship, with Rose attending many of his games and gossip of the relationship between the couple moving at a faster rate than their real friendship. Although Ilya is a noted “womanizer,” he now becomes jealous.


     After a difficult match in Montreal, they both show up in the same nightclub with friends, basically trying to outdo one another by dancing with and romancing their women, a truly gestural act that threatens, nonetheless, to possibly undo their love.

     This episode closes, however, with what we know to still be the truth, as Ilya masturbates thinking of Shane, and Shane has a frustrating time in bed with Rose.

      In all, we might describe this interlude as the least likeable episode of the series, as the two reveal to themselves and to us that it’s not really women they want.

 

Los Angeles, February 7, 2026

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2026).

 

 

 

Valentina Chamorro Westergårdh and Alexander Westergårdh | Bortom (Distances) / 2014

through a glass darkly

by Douglas Messerli

 

Valentina Chamorro Westergårdh and Alexander Westergårdh (screenwriters and directors) Bortom (Distances) / 2014 [18 minutes]

 


The Swedish short film Distances begins with an interesting premise, a mother Eva (Monica Albornoz) who has left her hearing-impaired son David (Gabriel Nal) behind in Sweden returns from her homeland after a long period away to discover her son is gay and has a kind and knowledgeable lover Simon (Robert Ingvarsson).


     The mother-son relationship is openly fraught, mostly because of her abandonment, but also but her still limited knowledge of signing. Even on this visit she has returned mostly to obtain some papers from the Embassy that she needs to remain in her home country. And David’s bitterness in response her irregular visits, her inability to fully communicate with him, and her refusal even to find the time to spend a full day with him and Simon becomes quite apparent, particularly at a barbecue she has arranged with her former neighbors.

     The film might have been a fascinating work is generational abandonment and miscommunication if we simply knew something beyond their current situation. Why does Eva keep responding that she’s done the best she could, when she obviously has left her own son behind? Why has she returned to her home country, and where is that? Was she in trouble in Sweden? Did her husband divorce her or die?

     The questions keep mounting the more she and even her angry son keep expressing their frustrations and cliches.

     Even Simon, who can sign well and has evidently been a stabilizing force on David’s life, is crowded to a busy background, where former friends who we know absolutely nothing about come to dominate the scene.

 


   Nothing is fully explained or even explored, and presumably the mother will rush off in a day or two returning only after long periods. So now that David is well and in a strong relationship why should we even care about his missing mother or, for that matter, even his well-being.

    To give Eva credit, she does indicate that she was simply a cleaning woman in Sweden while back in her homeland she was someone of worth. But we need to know what she means by that, why she continues to stay away from the world her already isolated son inhabits.

     Distances is not only a film not that refuses to explain the relationships of the characters but remains almost impenetrable about its own narrative. It is as if the film itself were demanding we know some language which we have not even been told we needed to unlock the significance of the lives the work is attempting to portray.

 

Los Angeles, February 7, 2026

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (February 2026).

 

 

 

 

 

 

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