wanting to be bad
by Douglas Messerli
Laurence Schwab and Lloyd Corrigan
(screenwriters, based on the Broadway musical by Lew Brown, B. G. DeSylva, Ray
Henderson, and Laurence Schwab, and directors) Follow Thru / 1930
This two-color process film of 1930,
the second to be released by Paramount that year, was long thought to be lost,
but was recovered in the 1990s and preserved by the UCLA Film and Television
Archive. Although DVD copies exist, they do not properly reveal the two-color
process. As the writer for The Nitrate Diva describes the proper colors:
“Unlike the full spectrum of
three-color Technicolor, the two-color process denies us the soothing true
blues, cheerful yellows, and sumptuous purples that we see in reality. Instead,
early Technicolor plunges the viewer into a festive, askew universe reminiscent
of peppermint candy and just as invigorating. Its charm lies in its
unreal-ness.”
Moreover, this is perhaps the only major musical that I know of devoted
to Women’s golf, most of the film taking place at the Los Angeles Bel Air
Country Club and in Palm Springs. The film’s central figure, Lora Moore (Nancy
Carroll), having grown up with a father devoted to golf, is the best golfer and
most popular girl at her country club, about to face off with state woman’s
champion, Mrs. Van Horn (Thelma Todd).
As the same reviewer describes our first view of Lora in color:
“The film introduces its star, Nancy
Carroll, five minutes into the runtime with a close-up so delicious that I’d
swear it had calories. After taking a careful swing with her golf club, Carroll
peers intently into the distance. Just as we’ve adjusted to the rapturous
splendor of what we’re seeing, Carroll’s face blossoms into a smile and stuns
us anew.”
If it's naughty to rouge your
lips
Shake your shoulders and shake
your hips
Let a lady confess, I want to be
bad!
If it's naughty to vamp the men
Sleep each morning till after ten
Then the answer is yes, I want to
be bad!
………..
When you're learning what lips
are for
And it's naughty to ask for more
Let a lady confess, I want to be
bad!
But he’s funnier by far as a woman-hating mess of a human being whose
major encounter with a woman in the past has been at a masquerade party where
he has been stripped him of his father’s ring, a keepsake that if lost will
certainly result in his wealthy father cutting off his hefty allowance. It
turns out, as it does in all such musicals structured upon a hundred incidents
of coincidence, that Angie was the girl who stole his ring.
Because of his fear of women, Jack wants immediately to take off with
Jerry to Palm Springs, but since Lora wants to keep her hands on him just
little longer, she plots with Angie, who in turn plots with J. C. Effingham
(Eugene Pallette), manufacturer of ladies’ girdles, who just happens to be
visiting the club as well, and who spots Jack Martin as the son of the owner of
one of the biggest chains of dry goods who has so far refused to buy
Effingham’s girdles. Unpredictably they team up, a woman and the Girdle King to
hold down a man terrified of all things feminine.
Since Van Horn’s also hot to keep Jerry near her, where just below the
border she’s bought a house to which she’s invited everyone to attend another
masquerade party, she pretends to be after Jack as well, hoping to convince him
to stay on with Jerry in his lap. Her approach, much more direct, involves
seducing him until he trembles, and inviting him to her home in Pebble Beach
for a week of sex:
Van Horn: So,
you will come?
Martin: It
won’t be long soon.
Van Horn: You
and Jerry?
Martin: Why
Jerry?
Van Horn: Well
you see, he practically asked me
to invite him.
Martin: Well, I
suppose we have him come
along too.
This scene which hints at everything
from ejaculation to a possible threesome would be forbidden only four years
later with Joseph Breen as the head of the Hays Code Board.
If you’ve ever watched a musical from the 1930s, you know that there has
to be a terrible mix up, the lovers each believing, despite all evidence to the
contrary, that their loved ones are interested in someone or something else; in
this case Lora becomes convinced that Jerry is after Van Horn, and Jerry, with
the help of the bitchy widow, believes Lora loves him only as a free golf
lesson or two. Yet with Jerry’s somewhat resistant help, Lora wins the second match
and her man, with a little push by the other couple about to head to the alter,
Jack Martin and Angie, who just “got to one another” despite it all. As Angie
and her man drive off, they proffer a bit of golf advice to the now hugging
lovers, “Follow through,” without referring, this time, to their balls and
mashies.
Los Angeles, September 15, 2022
Reprinted from World Cinema
Review (September 2022).





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