one for the birds
by
Douglas Messerli
John
Foster and Mannie Davis [directors] A Romeo Robin / 1930 [animated cartoon]
Before
their far more surrealistic cartoon series, Tom and Jerry, the Van Buren
Studios major claim to fame was the animal-based Aesop’s Fables series for RKO.
There are also many strange moments in
these picaresque syncopated stories such as that in A Romeo Robin, which
is one for the birds, except for a starved cat who can’t even seem to trick the
kid canaries later in the work.
Frankly, this is such a disjointed piece
that I found it difficult to get up the energy to describe the various song and
dance routines of the first part of this 8-minute movie, and Rik Tod Johnson,
writing on his Cinema 4: Cell Bloc has already done it so precisely, I
will simply quote him:
The macabre bird parade continues with two
crows performing, one on a large kernel of corn as if it were a piano, the
second turning his pipe into a trumpet. The cat, pretending to be a bird with
the intention to prey on three dancing canaries follows, the fledglings quickly
escaping his attack. Two storks to a quick-step across a couple of frames.
The next sequence actually brings us a
little narrative as a remarkably effeminate duck takes his young duckling
“protégé” on a trip through the woods to teach him, with effusive hand gestures
pointing up his constantly limp wrists, the wisdom of the old song:
“Listen
to the mockingbird! / Listen to the mockingbird! / Oh, the mockingbird is
singin' in the tree. / Listen to the mockingbird! / Listen to the mockingbird!”
The mockingbird, who a couple of times has
dared to stick his head out of the inner tree to see what all the fracas is
about, finally blows the singing duck a raspberry, in response to which the
sissy goes off in a huff, lisping out “Oh, for goodness sake!”
Finally, half way through this short
cartoon, we meet up with the titular Romeo, a joyful Robin, stethoscope around
his neck apparently out to listen to and catch the worm, in this case, the
second non-avian figure in this animated work, named Willy Worm.
He lures the worm out with his beak which
contorts into a flute, Willy snaking up a fireman’s pole to surface at Romeo’s
feet. The robin attempts to grab the worm, who quickly escapes, apparently not
being named Willy without reason.
If we thought this worm might be an edible
gift for his lady love, however, we’d be mistaken. What he intends is to use it
as a rudder hooked to the propeller of his two-seater plane. Almost immediately
the propeller is spinning away, and they take to the sky. Why birds need a
plane to fly is not explained. But then Van Buren films never truly bothered,
fortunately, to take logic into account.
Flying along, the robin couple seem to be
almost in heaven until a much large bird lands on the plane’s tail, pulls the
worm from the engine, and flies off fully fed.
Below the now quite starved cat who
previously tried to eat the canaries, mews out its sad situation:
“Oh my gosh, I'm hungry, me-yow-yow-yow!
Oh,
my tummy's empty, me-yow-yow-yow!
All
I want is a bird, sparrow or quail, me-yow-yow-yow!
All
I have is a very sad tail, me-yow-yow-yow!”
Now, without power, the plane begins to
plummet, the cat looking up in expectation of a feast.
The
plane does indeed crash right into his mouth, but its passengers have escaped
and are still alive, proving it with a quick kiss as the camera iris curls to
close.
Los
Angeles, November 8, 2025
Reprinted
from My Queer Cinema blog (November 2025).







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