klunky love
by Douglas Messerli
Manuel Moreno, Lester Kline, Fred
Kopietz, Charles Hastings, and Ernest Smythe (animation), Walter Lantz
(director) King Klunk / 1933 [animated cartoon]
Their adventure begins with a group of natives dancing a line dance,
once more like Bobby Watson’s fairy chorus boys, wrists and hands waving in the
air, while nearby a native woman placed in a dish as an offering for the
Gorilla cries her eyes out.
As the camera, Pooch, and his girlfriend walk in tandem toward the
Gorilla’s location, King Klunk seeing what the natives have to offer, rejects
it, grabbing up the coonhound girl in her place without Pooch even being
cognizant of the fact, Pooch’s girlfriend immediately being replaced by the
native virgin who when Pooch discovers her, mutters “Goona, Goona,” a phrase
she utters through Lantz’s racist and homophobic concoction.
Of course, Cupid appears, a baby sissy, who shoots love into the
Gorilla’s heart, and accordingly instead of eating Pooch’s girl, dukes it out
with a dinosaur to keep her out of his jaws. At one point it appears the
remnant of an ancient age will overpower the gigantic mammal, sending him in a
single punch around the planet; but King Klunk comes back to earth like a
meteorite crashing into his opponent to wipe out the last of his species.
Chaining him, they rush him back over the Atlantic to US soil, the
Gorilla being so large that he walks behind the boat. As in King Kong, Klunk’s
captor becomes his promoter as a crowd gathers to observe his antics. But
basically by this time Klunk, just as we are, has become rather bored, the
pesky Cupid returning to make him fall in love with the coonhound girl all over
again.
As Klunk clinks his chains in heated desire, the spectators flee the
theater, he escaping and attacking New York before scaling the Empire State.
To save his sweetheart once again, Pooch jumps on a fighter plane and
flies off, attempting to do Klunk in with a cannon. The cannon doesn’t work,
but a gun aimed at his derriere forces him to fall to his inevitable
death, whereupon the native woman appears from nowhere, muttering “Goona,
goona” as Pooch and coonhound kiss.
Los Angeles, April 21, 2022 | Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog
(April 2022).


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