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Jordan Firstman | Call Your Father / 2016

a phantom from another planet

by Douglas Messerli

 

Jordan Firstman (screenwriter and director) Call Your Father / 2016 [20 minutes]

    In Jordon Firstman’s 2016 short film, Call Your Father Greg (Craig Chester), a man in his 50s, is seen talking to a friend on his cellphone, probably about the date he’s about to pick up. The boy, age 24 who immediately appears, Josh (Firstman), begins the strange evening by arriving at the car door with a giant stuffed panda bear saying “I’m always late.” The panda is evidently a gift he’s brought to the startled Greg, Josh suggesting immediately that he’s fallen in love with it so if Greg doesn’t want it “that’s cool.” Greg simply replies that it’s a little large, to which Josh replies, “good it goes home with me then.” Before Greg can even catch his breath, Josh leans over and plants a long, intense kiss of his new friend’s mouth, Greg once more startled, ruminating, “Isn’t that something you end the night with?” Josh simply replies “No,” and without a beat asks Greg, “What was your name?”  The incongruity of his endless comments is apparently lost on him, and when Greg suggests that he’s “funny,” the boy immediately insists, “No, I am fun. Not funny,” obviously interpreting the world to mean “strange, odd, or queer,” which he most certainly is.

      He may be fun to some, but he’s a total befuddlement to the 50-some-year old. The minute they sit down for drinks, for example, the boy asking, “How much money do you make?” Again nonplussed, Greg doesn’t know what to answer, certainly it’s none of this kid’s business, but Josh insists that whoever makes more has to pay for the drinks, as if it were a kind of unstated rule.  And immediately Josh orders up two whiskeys, Greg hardly being able to even mouth the words that he’s “sober,” obviously a former alcoholic who’s stopped drinking. 

       So follows the kind of cultural, social, and generational assumptions that Josh has established as his personal truths: “I don’t think my generation will be sober. We don’t crave excess like you guys.”


       A moment later, while sitting together now at a table, where Greg attempts to establish a conversation, Josh suddenly takes out his phone and as Greg attempts to tell a story about his trip over to visit he utterly ignores his new friend, Greg stopping mid-sentence and observing with startlement what Josh is doing. When Josh finally finishes his cellphone communication, he observes, “Isn’t it crazy, I can just cut off a conversation because it’s acceptable now.”

      When Greg dares to suggest it isn’t at all acceptable, Josh shouts back at him, “It’s acceptable because you didn’t stop me,” an illogical observation with just enough sense of reason that it appears to be sane, but is in fact something out of this boy’s private “twilight” zone, a world that pretends to be real, but is completely manufactured moment to moment in his head.

       One is tempted to immediately declare, given such a vast generational difference, that we know how the date will end. Perhaps Greg has made a mistake in his attempt to appeal to a younger generation. With his thin build, his handsomely angular face he is still good-looking despite his gray hair. And when later Josh asks to see a photo of him at his age, Greg producing a Facebook image, Josh describes him as “hot,” just the kind of comment that Greg must have been looking for in making this date, some sort of reminder that he is still sexually attractive as a gay man and viable in the world of sex.


       A moment later, while sitting together now at a table, where Greg attempts to establish a conversation, Josh suddenly takes out his phone and as Greg attempts to tell a story about his trip over to visit he utterly ignores his new friend, Greg stopping mid-sentence and observing with startlement what Josh is doing. When Josh finally finishes his cellphone communication, he observes, “Isn’t it crazy, I can just cut off a conversation because it’s acceptable now.”

      When Greg dares to suggest it isn’t at all acceptable, Josh shouts back at him, “It’s acceptable because you didn’t stop me,” an illogical observation with just enough sense of reason that it appears to be sane, but is in fact something out of this boy’s private “twilight” zone, a world that pretends to be real, but is completely manufactured moment to moment in his head.

       One is tempted to immediately declare, given such a vast generational difference, that we know how the date will end. Perhaps Greg has made a mistake in his attempt to appeal to a younger generation. With his thin build, his handsomely angular face he is still good-looking despite his gray hair. And when later Josh asks to see a photo of him at his age, Greg producing a Facebook image, Josh describes him as “hot,” just the kind of comment that Greg must have been looking for in making this date, some sort of reminder that he is still sexually attractive as a gay man and viable in the world of sex.

       But as he admits, he certainly wouldn’t have known that Josh found him even worth his time, given the boy’s instability. When he asks him what he “does,” Josh replies with a totally straight face and even a bit of enthusiasm, “I’m a poet.”

       Greg cannot help but release a slight snicker which so offends the younger man that he stands and leaves the place, Greg trotting along after.

      On the street it gets even worse. When Greg asks him whether he generally dates older men, Josh replies that indeed he does, but his following statement reveals an utter lack of comprehension of the older men that he may “supposedly” be regularly dating:

 

"I do, but I can’t free them. Most of them are traumatized. You know all your friends died of AIDS. And that just doesn’t go away, no matter how hard you try. ... I mean you should be fucked. You should fucking closed off as shit."

 

        When Greg attempts to suggest that his statement does not at all represent everyone of his age’s reality, Josh immediately pretends some sympathy, despite his own stated wish to die soon—after all, he argues he’s a poet—but he too was traumatized by his friend. He doesn’t know whether or not his friend was gay, but he committed suicide. Oh, he corrects himself, they did talk about gay issues once, when his friend asked him what it was like to be gay. Josh replied, “Well it works for me because I’m really strong, but otherwise I’d kill myself.” And the next day his friend committed suicide in Josh’s room.

       By this time, I might have been long gone, but Greg, totally speechless, is nonetheless clearly intrigued by his Ionesco-like monologues, or perhaps they are a little closer to a particularly witty rendition of Saturday Night Live.

       A few minutes later Josh runs into a friend on the street, evidently a transgender individual who prefers the pronoun “they,” reporting that they have just had a wonderful experience beyond “their” expectations, “they” also congratulating Josh for his great success. When Greg introduces himself, they look him over and immediately insists, “You should take up writing. You should get a journal. It saved my life.”

     When Greg asks what wonderful thing has happened to Josh, he responds, “Oh, it went viral,” presumably referring to a poem that he had posted on the internet.

      Finally, Josh drags him into a small shop with outrageously overpriced objects, a regular coffee mug saying "I’m drinking Rhianna" going for $40.00. But a minute later, the boy has absconded with the mug, racing out and down the street, Greg obviously left to pay and after unable to track down his whereabouts. Checking out a nearby club where they were planning on going, he still is unable to find him, and is about to head home when suddenly Josh shows up again, insisting that he come up to his room, but also explaining that he stole the mug because Greg was such a bore.


       The strangely-lit apartment is filled with odd objects such as a highly flowered noose, created by his friend evidently to signify the fact that marriage meant the death of gay culture. Surprisingly, Josh proves an excellent cock-sucker, after which he begs Greg to fuck him. When Greg finds that he has no condoms, he insists he can’t do it, but Josh keeps insisting that he still can, that he’s fine. “But can I trust you?” asks Greg. Turning over to put up his butt for inspection, Josh responds, “Of course, you can’t,” but demands it do it anyway since he’s otherwise such a bore.

       By the time he’s finished having sex, Greg finds Josh back in the other room with his head in the noose. He insists that Josh remove it from around his neck, but Josh refuses, insisting he just having fun. Finally, Greg has truly had enough, suggesting, “You need to call your father.”

       Furious with the lame solution to his obvious problems, he lobs a bomb back at the older man, insisting that it’s not he who has the problem that demands he seeks out younger boys with whom to have sex. “I know you’ve been fucking all my friends.”

       We can’t know the truth of that statement, particularly since it comes from someone from a different planet than the one in which Greg exists, but again it’s obviously close enough to the truth that Greg finally admits, “I don’t want to be here right now.” Josh’s response: “Then get the fuck out.”

       When Greg turns to leave, the boy begs him to stay, admits to being insecure and pleading with him to tell him that he’s okay. Greg seriously pauses, thinking through the events of the evening without being able to make sense of anything: “I don’t know. I wasn’t anything like this when I was your age.”


       Back in his car, finally alone, Greg’s face suggests a kind of shell-shock, a sense of deep confusion, frustration, any apprehensions of the situation he may have had seeming to have come true. But then, shaking his head, he attempts to laugh it off, perhaps simply chalking it up to experience, while also muttering that he will never do “that” again, presumably meaning that he will never again give into the desire for a sexual relationship with someone of another generation. His apprehensions proved all too real, the young person with whom he had sex appearing to have been some kind of phantom from another planet. 

 

Los Angeles, January 15, 2022

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (January 2022).


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