the hell of it
by Douglas Messerli
Unknown writers, Nick Grinde (director) The
Devil's Cabaret / 1930
This 16-minute short film represents the
very essence of the early days’ laxity of enforcing the Hollywood Production
Code. By 1934 such musical bon-bon’s as The Devil’s Cabaret could never
have been released.
This sketch has never been listed among the several gatherings of LGBTQ films,
but certainly belongs there.
Howie Burns (Edward Buzzell) works as the
right-hand man at “Satan & Co.” where Mr. Satan (Charles Middleton) is
burned up over the fact that too many people are going straight up to heaven
rather than down to his neck of the woods. He tells his secretary, Impy (Mary
Carlisle) to call in Howie for a chat.
Meanwhile, Howie dictates a letter to his good friend Pete (St. Peter) to complain of stealing his customers, explaining
that it costs a lot to keep the old fires burning, and they’re in the red. He
may be up to “Golden Gate” later tonight and “I’ll drop in to see you. I may be
a little late so don’t wait up for me. Just leave me the key under the mat.”
Presumably they’ll settle things in bed. Clearly that’s how Impy reads it, suddenly
mistaking the invitation to be for her instead of Pete. Howie sets her right.
As Howie moves to leave, a hot flare briefly torches his ass, Imply
asking in some shock, “What was that?” Howie turns and in a fey voice and a
slight limp of the wrist declares, “Just an old flame of mine.”
Burns is finally let in to see his boss,
who explains his dilemma. The quick-moving dialogue goes something like this:
-" . . . this business of going to
Heaven has got to stop. Now isn't there some way that we could direct the
traffic down here?"
-"Well, we might add a few detours on
the straight and narrow path, or widen the road to ruin."
-"But suppose that didn't work?"
-"Then you'll just have to raise the
wages of sin."
Together they consider some likely candidates, including the creator of
miniature golf courses. Certainly, Howie Burns would like to “bring him down.”
Satan is keen on getting a noted radio announcer. But insists that there should
no stockbrokers let into Hell. “It’s bad for business.”
But
Howie does have a good idea. Arriving at a nightclub in front of which a
Preacher (Nelson McDowell) warns the people who dare to enter of losing their
souls to Hell, Howie offers them far more fun and entertainment inside, no
sweet music and a harp, but hot music, hot jazz. He previews a short number as
several of the women, vaguely dressed as Puritans, gradually strip to their
undergarments. As the girls dance in, all the others rush in behind them.
There
they get the lavish musical number which must have been featured in The
March of Time. what can only be described as a satanic ballet.
After
the rather remarkable performance, Howie demands that all men go to the dormitory
of the left, and women to female dormitory on the right. The entire crowds out “No.”
Howie argues, didn’t I show you a good time tonight? “Yes,” they all
agree. But one woman, who stutters, asks, but what’s the meaning separating us.
Howie’s face lights up in gleeful delight: “Ahhhh. That’s the hell of
it,” hinting that it was where the fun really lies. The women group together,
as do the men dancing their way to the credits.
Los Angeles, January 7, 2026
Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (January
2026).





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