the corpse hunters
by
Douglas Messerli
Sidney
Buchman and Seton I. Miller (screenplay, based on the stage play by Harry
Segall), Alexander Hall (director) Here Comes Mr. Jordan / 1941
Alexander
Hall’s 1941 film, Here Comes Mr. Jordan, begins with one of the oddest
plot contrivances of all time: the film’s hero, boxer Joe Pendleton (Robert
Montgomery) dies in the crash of a small plane he is flying. Told he is dead by
angelic Messenger 7013 (Edward Everett
When Joe refuses to board, Jordan checks
things out, only to discover that the Messenger has intruded, removing Joe’s
soul before his actual death, discovering that in the book of fate Joe is
evidently scheduled to live 50 years further into time. What to do?
Return him to his body, of course, and put
him back into it. Not so quick! When the small hunting party returns to the
site of the crash they find that the body has already been removed and, soon
after, we discover, cremated by Joe’s boxing manager, “Pop” Corkle (James
Gleason). How Corkle has already discovered the news of Joe’s accident and
whisked his body away so quickly is never explained. But that somewhat absurd
plot wrinkle requires that Joe, the Messenger, and Jordan immediately go on the
search for a new body that might fit Joe’s soul.
They finally show up at the doorstep of
the wealthy, crooked banker and investor, Bruce Farnsworth, about to be drowned
in his bathtub by his wife Julia (Rita Johnson) and Farnsworth’s secretary Tony
Abbott (John Emery), an evil couple about to kill off their husband and
employer in order to reward them one another in marriage and to receive his
substantial wealth.
These supposedly heavenly messengers slip Joe into his body, startling
the two would-be murderers and saving the day for Bette Logan (Evelyn Keyes)
who now shows up to demand that Farnsworth return the money he has swindled
from her innocent father.
As I mention above, in the remake the
giddy acting of the guilty couple and their over-the-top hysterics, help to
detract from the body-hunting plot. But in Hall’s version we hardly get a
change to blink before Joe is told he’s going to have to change bodies again
since the wife and secretary are about to make another go-round in Farnsworth’s
murder, which, after all, Jordan reminds us, was destined in the first place!
Joe just has time to look into Bette Logan’s
eyes and warn her that she should remember his deep gaze just in case she might
later run into a boxer who doesn’t look like he does now.
Off he flies to be refitted into another
new corpse, that of his boxer friend, Murdock, who has just been shot in the
middle of a match by crooked gamblers who had demanded he throw the fight. All
I can say, is that it’s always nicer to get inside the body of a good friend
instead of some distant stranger.
This time, Joe’s memory is wiped clean by
the inconsistent Mr. Jordan, and, accordingly, he doesn’t recognize Bette
Logan, who also mysteriously shows up in the dark halls of the boxing locker
rooms. But it doesn’t matter, since both Joe, now Murdock, and Bette seem to
recognize something in each other’s eyes (surely a brief memory that they’re
supposed to be acting in a heterosexual comedy) and toss out the necessary
banal metaphors of surrounding the notion of vaguely remembering having seen
someone before—no we have not yet entered the sublime halls of Alain Resnais’ Last
Year at Marienbad—deciding to discuss it over dinner. At least Joe has a
boxer’s body which he can now inhabit for the next 49 years or so! And will
probably have dozens of kids with Bette. Jordan sends him away with the salutatory,
“Goodbye, Champ!” No voyage to the next French garrison for them!
Montgomery suffers the trials and
tribulations of reincarnation with bland impatience, whole the producer’s
original choice for the lead actor, Cary Grant, might have played it with a far
better and more appropriate series of flummoxed comic gestures; and surely we
might have found the shifting of bodies, given Grant’s graceful exterior, a far
great curse. Certainly the selection of bodies might have played out quite
differently in the hands of a gay man.
But in the end, none of this truly
matters since everything has been put into Rains’, Hortons’, and Gleasons’
affable and capable hands. Given Rains’ suave elocutions and friendly, if
slightly ironic smiles, Horton’s blundering comic confusions, and Gleason’s
grumpy loyalty to his friend, we know that no matter where this corpse-robbing
voyage will take us, we’ll have some fun along the way before being brought
safely home into normative heterosexual reality.
Yet given the abuse of all those dead
bodies along the way, we might want to reconsider joining the Neptune Society
(which assures its members of prepaid cremations) to be sure our bodies are not
used, as Mr. Jordan describes them, simply as “outer cloaks”—unless you really
do want to get into another friend’s skin. But then, beware of Dr.
Frankenstein.
Los
Angeles, December 13, 2015; revised April 6, 2026
Reprinted
from World Cinema Review (December 2015) and My Queer Cinema blog
(April 2026).




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