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Julie Gavras | La Faute à fidel! (Blame It On Fidel!) / 2006 / US release, August 2007

living politics

by Douglas Messerli

 

Arnaud Cathrine and Julie Gavras (based on the novel Tutta colpa di Fidel) (writer), Julie Gavras (director) La Faute à fidel! (Blame It On Fidel!) / 2006 / US release, August 2007

 

Nine-year-old Anna de la Mesa (Nina Kervel-Bey) lives a comfortable and pleasant life as the daughter of a wealthy Catholic bourgeois father and mother, Fernando and Marie, in France. She attends a parochial school where she is a good student, particularly in catechism. In her lovely and large home, she is cared for by a Cuban-born nanny, who gives her and her brother a bath each evening before serving her excellently cooked dinners, while blaming any evil she perceives on Fidel Castro.

 

     When Anna’s aunt Marga and her cousin Pillar, political refugees from Franco’s Spain, come to live with them, however, everything begins to change. Fernando suddenly becomes more politicized, and, excited about the changes Salvador Allende has begun to make in Chile, he moves his family to a smaller apartment, determining to travel with his wife to that country to observe things first hand. Anna and her brother Benjamin are temporarily shuttled to their conservative grandparents, who own a vineyard in Bordeaux. Upon the parents’ return Marie begins a documentary on birth and abortion. The Cuban nanny is replaced by a Greek political refugee and then by a young woman from Vietnam. Soon their house is filled each night with barbudos, bearded Chilean activists, and each day with women describing to Marie and her tape recorder their distressed and abused lives. Anna is allowed to continue at her school, but is taken out of catechism. Outraged by her parents’ sudden transformation into communists, the young girl is now taunted by her parents' friends as being a “mummy,” the term for followers of the political right, and looked down upon, as well, by her conservative schoolmates. Like her Cuban nanny of the first scenes, she might well blame everything on Fidel, for Castro was, in fact, a major influence on Allende, and Allende, when his government was overthrown (in large part by the American government and its operatives), is reported to have killed himself with a rifle given to him by the Cuban dictator.

 

    Although director Julie Gavras’ (daughter of the Greek filmmaker Costa-Gavras) sympathies obviously lie with the father and mother, her film tenderly portrays a young girl, who despite being somewhat deadened to the real world—who is a sort a living “mummy”—gradually comes to life as she overhears the horrible tales of the women and is slowly educated to “solidarity” through marches with her parents and their activist friends’ gentle explanations of sharing the wealth.

      The young Anna, moreover, begins to see cracks in her own parents’ relationship. As her father celebrates Allende’s victory in the 1970 election, her mother publishes her book on women and childbirth, and Fernando becomes furious with her usurpation of his joy!  The revolution, evidently, has not yet reached his sexual consciousness, and as the two lash out against one other, Anna takes the hand of her young brother and escapes to the streets. Upon her and her brother’s return home, her parents have realized, in their desperation over their children’s absence, the absurdity of their battle.

     Meanwhile, Anna is taken by her father back to his childhood home in Spain for a visit. Without a single line of dialogue, Gavras reveals to both the daughter and audience the overwhelming layers of baroque sensibility—conveyed through the appearance of the house and the photograph books through which Anna leafs—that account for both the father’s earlier lack of political awareness and his recent conversion. He too has lived much of his life as a “mummy,” a man frozen in his own family’s past.

     In the final scenes of this sensitive study of political change and its effects on the young, Anna determines to leave her Catholic school and to attend the French public school system. As she enters the new schoolyard, she stands now as a complete outsider, a young girl set apart from her new schoolmates and her own past. The camera creates almost a vertiginous feeling as it pulls back to reveal the games of the children while Anna stands in the center utterly alone. But suddenly a young circle of girls reaches out for her hand, and she joyfully accepts, embracing the solidarity of this new group. Politics, as Gavras reveals, does not lie only in the governing of countries, but in our every act, in the governing of one’s own life.

 

Los Angeles, October 8, 2007

Reprinted from The Green Integer Review, No. 10 (November-December 2007).

Guillermo del Toro | El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan’s Labyrinth) / 2006

blood of an innocent

by Douglas Messerli

 

Guillermo del Toro (screenwriter and director) El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan’s Labyrinth) / 2006  

 

Mexican director Guillermo del Toro’s El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan’s Labyrinth) consists of two seemingly unconnected tales, the first of a young girl, Ofelia (played with a sort of wise innocence by Ivana Baquero), who, as her mother, Carmen, suggests, is perhaps a bit old for the fantastical romances with which she is obsessed and which dominate her imagination whenever she has a spare moment to employ it. In fact, except for occasionally helping her pregnant mother, who suffers the pains of imminent childbirth, Ofelia is very much left alone to her own thoughts. Her mother has only recently remarried, and her new stepfather Vidal (Sergi López)—at the center of the second, realist story—is a frighteningly cruel Captain stationed at a remote forest outpost of Generalísimo Franco’s repressive fascist army in 1944 Spain. Vidal, we soon discover, is a man as brutal as the government he supports. When his men discover a peasant father and son near their base, the Captain drives a pick through the eyes of the younger man and shoots them both before finishing the inventory of their satchel wherein lies the evidence that supports their claim that they are simply hunters: a dead rabbit.

 

   In the fairytale logic of del Toro’s film, the old mill house, where Ofelia and her mother have come from the city to live with Vidal, is located not only in a mountainous forest but near the remains of an ancient labyrinth leading to what the film’s narrator describes as an ancient kingdom where the king and queen await the return of the princess Moanna, who abandoned it.

    Hardly has the young girl had a chance to settle into this creaking house of horrors before she has entered the forbidden labyrinth, led by a fairy (who appears to the adults as a praying mantis), to encounter a decaying faun, who claims she is the lost princess who must undergo three tests to prove that she has not become human.

    If the first two fantastical challenges seem nearly impossible for the young child to accomplish—that she crawl into the center of a giant rotting tree to reclaim a golden key from the innards of a gargantuan frog, and that she cross a grand banquet hall filled with food she is warned not to touch in order to retrieve a hidden dagger—the challenges of the adults around her are far more dangerous. Vidal’s head servant Mercedes and his house doctor are in league with the nearby rebels; when several men of the guerrilla band are killed and one is captured, accordingly, the two within Vidal’s house suffer the terrors of seeing their friends tortured and destroyed and, potentially, their own identities revealed.

 

     While Vidal cruelly tortures his adversaries, he himself is psychologically tortured by the heroism of his own father, who bequeathed him a watch dashed to the ground to mark his passing.* Throughout this film, stocked with various modernist symbols—keys, clocks, food, books, animals, etc.—the maternal figures—Mercedes and Carmen—predictably represent love and the nurturing forces of life, while the paternal figures demand absolute obedience in a mad rush into chaos. Vidal diffidently crushes those around him, while obsessed with his own mortality. Despite the shattered face of his father’s watch, Vidal has returned it to working order and constantly checks to see if it is still running, as if the watch represented the beat of his own heart. The birth of his son appears to be his only chance to preserve his lineage. Carmen, Ofelia’s mother, is seen less by Vidal as a loving companion, accordingly, than as the bearer of his heir, the continuance of his blood. If there is a choice of the survival of the child, he explains to the doctor, the mother’s life is secondary.

    Like many children held in captivity in both real life and in fairy tales, Ofelia is an intent observer of both worlds, sometimes interfusing them—she imagines she is told to save her mother by placing a mandrake root, soaked in milk and fed with blood, beneath the bed, a magical remedy that appears to have positive results—but also able to separate them in comprehending the strange new world into which she has been cast. If Vidal is blind to Mercedes’s traitorous acts, Ofelia recognizes them immediately, keeping them secret in order to protect her new friend, who, upon the death of Carmen, becomes her surrogate mother.

     Meanwhile, Ofelia has evidently forfeited her possibility of eternal salvation by disobeying the faun, eating two grapes from the banquet table even as she escapes the ogre with eyes implanted in his hands—a figure representing Chronos or Saturn, who, associated throughout Greek mythology as the keeper of time, who devoured his own children. Just as Ofelia has been cast out of the world she has known with her real father and beloved mother, she is now told by the figures of her fantastical dreams that she will never be able to return to the magical kingdom she was to have inherited.



    Had del Toro brought the film to a close at this point, it still might have been a powerful legend about a young girl having to come to terms with the unjust and cruel world around her. Yet as Vidal uncovers the treachery of the doctor—whom he summarily shoots—and Mercedes—whom he is about to torture—a seeming miracle redeems the “real” world: Mercedes escapes, to be saved by her partisan friends.

    So too is Ofelia given another chance in her fantasy. She must take her baby brother to the entrance of the underworld of Pan’s labyrinth. Doctoring her stepfather’s drink with drugs, she escapes with the baby at the very moment that the guerrillas attack the fascist outpost. But her father, like all monsters, relentlessly chases after, and she is suddenly forced to confront both worlds—the real and the fantastical —side by side. Pan demands the blood of an innocent, commanding the baby be handed over. The girl refuses, and is forced to give it up to its father, who calmly takes the child into his embrace before shooting and killing his stepdaughter. As the blood drips from her dead body down into the well of the ancient world, it is clear that an innocent has been sacrificed after all.

     The fantastical kingdom Ofelia now enters, where her “loving parents” sit on the impossibly high towers representing their potency, suddenly reveals that Ofelia’s fantastical world and the realist construction of Vidal are simply mirror images of each other, and as such they create an allegorical relationship for the viewer of the film. Both worlds demand the same thing: the blood of innocents, the meaningless death of individuals who deny those in power.

      As some postmodern writers and theorists have long argued—I am particularly thinking here of Spanish-language writers such as Cuban novelists Severo Sarduy and José Lezama Lima, writers who del Toro may have encountered—the fantastical fictions of the magical realists offer few alternatives in their structures from the paternalistic social fantasies of realists earlier in the 20th century, who claimed their work represented the “truth.” In both worlds there is no escape for those who suffer its indignities; there is no way out.

    Whether del Toro intended his mirror-like structure to be a warning or not, he has brilliantly shown us that neither the realist-conceived nor fantastical visions of the world can offer a livable space. Yet we feel in Pan’s Labyrinth nonetheless a sense of tragic resolution, for both Ofelia and Mercedes, despite impossible odds, have found a way to deny the horrific visions of the world by simply saying “no.” As the doctor replies when Vidal claims he simply could have obeyed him, “But captain, obey for obey’s sake... That’s something only people like you do.” Those who are truly free, who are not puppets to some cause, can speak up, deny both the real and its implicit fantasies.

   Ofelia refuses to give Pan her brother; taking the child from Vidal’s hands before her friends shoot him, Mercedes vengefully announces to the captain that the child will be free of his heritage, that she shall never speak Vidal’s name to his son.

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Friends Wendy Walker and Tom La Farge pointed out to me, after reading this essay, that at Vidal’s banquet table one of the guests notes that the Captain’s father was a hero in the war in Morocco. That war, the Rif war or the War of Melilla (1919-1926), was a disaster and embarrassment for Spain, as the Berbers massacred 15,000 Spanish soldiers. The Spanish won only when the French joined them in battle. Francisco Franco distinguished himself in that war, however, and his involvement in the struggles helped to bring him to power.

 

Los Angeles, January 15, 2007

Reprinted from Nth Position [England] (August 2007).

Suzan Pitt | Asparagus / 1979

eating your vegetables

by Douglas Messerli

 

Suzan Pitt (animator and director) Asparagus / 1979

 

In Suzan Pitt’s remarkably bizarre Asparagus that vegetable is filled with more phallic possibilities than any cigar in Bergman’s films. And unlike George Coe and Anthony Lover’s The Dove, the phallikan symbol here is joyously treated and awarded a totally feminine perspective.

 

        The faceless hero of Pitt’s work, puts on a mask and carries off a huge bag, not unlike Pandora’s box, and unlocking it a theater audience, allows them a surreally colorful head-trip of objects of all sizes before herself (or himself, for this is a kind of transgender figure) before unleashing a downpour of asparagus which she/he consumes and deep-throats and defecates.

      Pitt, herself has described her work as “a visual poem that is an erotic allegory of the creative process, in which a woman views and performs the passages of artistic discovery.”


      But the cell animation work of 20 minutes can be openly interpreted in a large number of ways. Yes, this woman definitely is imagining a kind of orgy of joy, but she is also consuming, like so many Americans, everything around her. Yet this vegetable, despite the color and smell of one’s urine after it is consumed, is most definitely “good” for you, a healthy choice. And although it is certainly a phallic-looking object, Pitt makes certain the represent its flower like tips, which link it with the vagina.

 


      And why is this woman “faceless,” with the need to put on a mask? Perhaps without her desire she has no identity in her humdrum life, or is she, given what she is about to do, attempting to hide her identity, performing a fantasy not unlike the wife in Buñuel’s Belle de Jour? Perhaps the is work not simply about the creative process but is satirizing it as well. Or, finally, as I hint above it is perhaps a woman seeking a new identity where she can stand aside the world players on the generally male-dominated stage. Notice how much larger she is after donning the mask. It is probably all of this and more, but it’s also simply a roller-coaster ride of breathtaking images, something which, once you’ve witnessed, you cannot quite get out of your head.

     Pitt works now at Cal-Arts near Los Angeles.

 

Los Angeles, March 17, 2018

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (March 2018).

Béla Tarr | Kárhozat (Damnation) / 1988

dancing in the rain

by Douglas Messerli

 

László Krasznahorkai and Béla Tarr (screenplay), Béla Tarr (director) Kárhozat (Damnation) / 1988

 

In the late 1980s or early 1990s, if I recall correctly, my poet-friend Dennis Phillips and his then-wife Robin Polanker visited both Prague and Budapest. Prague, just like Kafka expressed it, was frightening and most unpleasant, they argued, while Budapest was an absolutely beautiful city with lively crowds and bustling shoppers. The Czechs were unfriendly, so they argued, while the Hungarians were gregarious and seemingly forward-looking.

 

      A few years later, in 1999, before attending the Frankfurt Bookfair, I visited Prague, where I fell in love with the city, its restaurants, bars, and people. Perhaps I was simply fortunate to have as a guide, translator and publisher Milos Sovak, who personally took me on a long walking tour of Prague and introduced me to several other publishers, as well as recounting the history of the both the language and the country, then known simply as Czechoslovakia. Furthermore, having grown up near Cedar Rapids, Iowa, a city with a large population of Czech immigrants, maybe I was just more sympathetic to what is now the Czech Republic than Dennis and Robin had been. And, of course, there’s absolutely no reason that one need even “compare” these neighboring nations—although both cities were once crown jewels in the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

      Moreover, I’ve never visited what I know to be the lovely and cosmopolitan city of Budapest (although I certainly have seen pictures). But now, having watched five or six films of the great Hungarian filmmaker Béla Tarr and having read four fictions by his close collaborator László Krasznahorkai, as well as several fictions by compatriots such as Péter Nádas (born in Budapest but now a pig farmer in the inner recesses of the country), I have a much darker view of Hungarian culture than I do of the Czechs, and I feel, particularly given the rise of Viktor Orbán, who now leads Hungary as its Prime Minister, with his social conservatism heading what he himself describes as an “illiberal state”—which numerous observers and political commentaries have detailed as an authoritarian and autocratic rule—that I now have just the opposite view from Dennis and Robin; although perhaps they have changed their own views over the years.

      I mention all of this not because I am not fond of the filmmaking and fiction of the Hungarian writers I have mentioned; like Susan Sontag, I strongly recommend them to anyone interested in film or literature. But it’s the darkness of their view that I find so fascinating, as opposed to the lightness and beautiful colors of the Prague landscape, despite Kafka’s representation of that city’s often meaningless and absurd restrictions.

      In Tarr’s early 1988 film, Damnation, for example (released perhaps the very year went my friends visited the city in which Tarr grew up), we see a world which comes to truly define the director’s landscape, rural Hungary, where, in this case, workers—evidently at a steel mill, although we’re never quite certain what the local factory produces—while in other films, farmers and fisherman, eke out paltry livings while enduring endless days of hard work and tortuous weather. In Tarr’s films it seems to be always raining or, at least in his last film, The Turin Horse, endlessly blowing up cyclones of dust. If there were ever potent example of what life might soon be given the changes of our climate, this director has already depicted them.

      As its title suggests, this small factory town is already damned, its citizens forced to view through their windows endless metal baskets, endlessly coming and going, in a circular parade. We never see what is in those large containers (coal? the products they produce? we don’t know), but even this work’s so-called hero, Karrer (Miklos B. Szekely) counts them on insomniac nights.


      This depressed figure is desperately in love with a local bar singer, a kind of less-talented and far less beautiful, Marlene Dietrich-like figure (Vali Kerekes), who performs at the sad-sack bar, the Titanik, truly a shipwreck of a place, where the men sit alone all but crying into their scotch and bitter ales. And why shouldn’t they? Tarr, one of the most mannered but also greatest of cinematographers in the world, shows us their world through his endlessly lateral and static takes—filmed in a manner that one might almost describe as Japanese, since it so resembles the sliding bamboo doors of rural Japanese houses: what your first see through one window you soon see again from the next.

      When the citizens of this hellish village do dare to enter the outside, they are faced with the nearly always inclement weather, feral dogs running about in packs, and, in Karrer’s case, a heavily smoke-infused busybody/hat check who lectures him, restating Biblical passages from Revelations describing the time when his city will become a “city of violence,” paralyzed,” by the entire world having become a “ruthless place” wherein everyone has gone mad. In truth, one might argue this small village has already accomplished her vision, and she is simply trying to warn him, observing him each morning waiting for the lover’s husband, Sebastyen (Gyorgy Cserhalmi), to leave for work.

 

     The endlessly long takes of Tarr’s films—later, in his masterwork, Sátántangó, the opening shot of a collective farm where the cows slowly meander out the barn as the sun begins rise is a very long 8 minutes (seemingly more like an hour), while the movie itself runs for 7 hours—help us to comprehend not only the ordinariness and boredom of these provincial lives, but help to create an inordinate tension that explains their desperate attempts to couple and create something other than what they daily face.

     Many of my friends have dismissed his directing precisely because of these endless shots; but, I would argue they force you to understand his subjects, to explore them, to truly ponder their desires, if nothing else, to really look into their faces. Tarr, I think, recognized in 2011—and I was there at the AFI Festival when he announced his retirement from making further films—that given our quick-moving messaging words and images, he was a true dinosaur. So sad, since we lost one of our very greatest image-makers in the process. Patience was required—and rewarded.

      The singer has already told Karrer that she wants to break off their relationship in the very earliest scene, but when he returns she still allows him entry, their sex—so different from what the French might have ever imagined—is slow and deliberate, a coupling in which the figures, just like Tarr’s camera, appear almost resistant to movement. And there are so many distractions; a child cries in the background.

      Indeed, although it appears at moments that the camera might be on the move, the true action occurs only when characters approach one another to speak or argue. The camera remains a kind of stationary witness, moving left to right, panning at times, entering at moments into the character’s lives only to disappear just as quickly.  

 

     As the dancers, near the end of this Dantesque work gather, they perform a group version of what later will become the drunken tango of Tarr’s masterpiece, circling, male and female, male and male, female and female, into a large horizontal version of a dispirited kind of lateral “Conga,” a kind of group meandering around what might be a huge furnace that these damned men and women are forced in their society to forever face.

      Critic Ela Bittencourt, writing in Bright Lights Film Journal, brilliantly describes one of the last scenes of this truly painful work:

 

The camera pans, revealing the tableau of local residents, staring off into space. They stand frozen, grim but comic, like grotesques. Accordion notes resound in the background. [Outside] Karrer enacts a parody of dancing, his feet thumping in a puddle, his clothes and face soaked from the rain.


      It is almost as if Tarr were parodying the great Hollywood musical Singing in the Rain, with instead of Gene Kelly’s imperviousness to the rain in his seemingly waterproof red shoes, the always totally wet Karrer—his overcoat is soaked throughout the film—spins off into his own insane version of what might have symbolized a mad pleasure. Yet, we know it is precisely that, an insanity, and when he suddenly meets a growling feral dog, he himself gets down on all fours, howling equally into the dog’s face until the beast, having met his match, runs off. The damned have indeed become unhuman, as the cracks in the fabric of this society—represented by Tarr’s constant presentation of peeling walls and falling mortar—have finally given way to its collapse.

      This Hungary can only make you cry.

 

Los Angeles, June 7, 2018

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (June 2018).

 

William Wyler | How to Steal a Million / 1966

stealing from yourself

by Douglas Messerli

 

Harry Kunitz (screenplay), William Wyler (director) How to Steal a Million / 1966

 

Audrey Hepburn, who stars in William Wyler’s spritely comedy, How to Steal a Million, has perhaps appeared on celluloid in more fashionable gowns than any actress in the cinema—even more than the always fashionably dressed Grace Kelley. After all, Hepburn was a princess in Wyler’s successful Roman Holiday, a restyled young woman—working for a year in France—in Sabrina, a newly discovered fashion model in Funny Face, a significant figure of Russian society in War and Peace, an eccentric proto-fashionista in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, a formerly wealthy young Parisian wife in Charade, and an again-transformed societal doyenne in My Fair Lady. Wearing only Givenchy gowns in How to Steal a Million, her foil in the film, Simon Dermott (the enchanting Peter O’Toole), dresses her up in her other traditional cinema costume, the urchin in servant garb, in a scrub-woman’s dress—much to her dismay—which to her question of what it “does for her,” he replies, quite adroitly, “Well, for one thing, it gives Givenchy the night off.”      

 


    I mention this only so that might anyone thinking I were going to embrace Wyler’s spirited comedy with deep resonances, they may relax. From beginning to end—although this film is absolutely enjoyable—How to Steal a Million has no profundity whatsoever. Film critic Andrew Sarris described directly Wyler as a cipher, and I’d have to agree. But he does know how to turn a script into an afternoon of splendiferous enjoyment. And perhaps, we ought to leave it there: How to Steal a Million is a perfect exemplar of the genre of successful criminal actions that allows the audience no compunction or qualms. For, together, Simon Dermont and Nichole Bonnet (Audrey Hepburn), the daughter of a notorious artist-fraud steal only from themselves in order to protect their family deceit. Simon becomes a notorious thief only out of his sudden love of Nicole. These people, despite the completely corrupt father (Hugh Griffith as Charles Bonnet), are almost incorruptible. How delicious! A film about a successful heist and numerous other illegal interchanges by utterly innocent figures—or, at least, somewhat innocent. As the elderly Bonnet puts it:

 

                              Nicole: I keep telling you, Papa, when you sell a fake masterpiece,

                                           that is a crime!

                              Charles: But I don’t sell them to poor people, only to millionaires.

 

     Throughout this film, Wyler and his writer, Harry Kunitz, seem to suggest that those who want this fraudulent art deserve it!

 

         They also gave wide range to whom one might describe as a “mad gay interior designer” to create the Bonnet mansion—presumably Alexandre Trauner (who did over 62 film productions; don't know if was gay nor not, but he was buried next to the grave of his long-time collaborator, Jacques Prévert)—with its mix-and-match French 17th and 18th century inspired furniture and purple-carpeted staircase. Bad taste, elegantly interrupted, along with the kitsch renderings of Cezanne, Gauguin, Van Gogh and others—supposedly impeccable recreations of the artists’ nonexistent masterpieces. Wyler’s world is pure Hollywood hokum, that, nonetheless, carries it off, partly through the Givenchy gowns, the Fiat and Jaguar cars, the Cartier diamond earrings and the sophisticated sparing of Hepburn and O’Toole. Accessories truly matter in How to Steal a Million.

    The story? Well, once the movie has established that Nicole’s father is an artistic fraud, there is little else to say. When he tries to exhibit the families’ famed Cellini Venus—created not by Papa Bonnet but by Grandfather Bonnet—in a famed French museum, what is Nicole to do, particularly when the signed insurance agreement demands a contemporary scientific check to make sure of the great pieces’ authenticity, but to seek out a robber to steal the sculpture from its highly protected museum spot. She has, after all, caught Simon Dermott in her house, attempting, as he describes it, to seal her father’s Van Gogh forgery. She might well wish that he succeeded, but that also might reveal her father’s criminal activities, so she has no choice but to protect it, with an ancient gun, mounted as a kind of artisanal portrait upon the mansion’s wall. By accident, she actually succeeds in shooting the intruder, who demands she drive him back to his hotel quarters—an expensive Paris hotel, The Ritz. He, in fact, has no intention of stealing the painting—he is, in reality, an expert on art theft and a noted investigator and expert on museum security—who actually intended to steal only a small scraping from the painting to prove it was a forgery. The only thing he does steal is a deep, long kiss from his newly met assailant, Nicole.



     The rest of the story doesn’t truly matter. Nicole suffers a frontal attack by the ridiculously nervous American megalomaniac businessman and “lover of art,” Davis Leland (the delightful Eli Wallach), who is desperate to get the Cellini Venus, but is so smitten by the so-called burglar, that before Simon can even report to her his knowledge, she has commissioned him to accomplish a burglary from the French museum that is near impossible. In her scatter-brained logic, he is the perfect man to accomplish the task—although in reality he has no experience at all, but, in fact, he is the perfect choice, being, as he is, so knowledgeable about museum security. She cannot, of course, reveal why she wants the sculpture stolen, particularly since she and her father already own it. As Simon quips: "Why don't you wait till you get it home and steal it then? No muss, no fuss, just a nice clean inside job? I'd be happy to offer my services."

     He also has a great psychological understanding of human nature, using it not only for his advantage in the outrageous and improbable robbery, but in his attempts to woo his all-to-willing potential lover, Nicole. Before the heist has even begun, she has fallen in love, and in the long hours of waiting in a dark closet, from whence they plan the final assault, they fall, not only in love, but into each other’s arms. If they can only survive the robbery, they are doomed to live a life of and imprisonment of marriage.

      The strange devices of his robbery, a children’s toy based on the Australian boomerang, a cinematic movement of a key over a large territory of a back wall to the lock which traps them into the closet (in a brilliantly abstract representation of magnetic power), and an all-too-human abandonment of scientifically controlled systems, allows him the opportunity of reclaiming the false Cellini, which he unloads upon the unsuspecting and ridiculously opportunistic Leland, who accepts the stolen statue with the realization that he can never display it or even reveal its existence. A perfect situation for the Bonnet family!

      In return for his expert achievement, Simon Dermott insists that his now soon-to-be father-in-law give up his fraudulent painting career: “I tossed a coin on the way over. ‘You’ lost.” But the very moment the impatient wedding couple drive off, the father greets a South American collector to whom he intends to sell his fraudulent Van Gogh. Perhaps in Brazil it will never be discovered. The soon-to-be bride lies, when questioned by her intuitive lover, “He’s Pappa’s cousin…from South America.” To which he responds, in the last lines of the film, “You know for someone who started lying recently, you’re showing a real flair?’ Her response is typical Hepburn, “Oh thank you.” She is, after all, dressed once more, in a Givenchy dress, and they have just succeeded in pulling off the biggest heist in French history—speaking only in American and British English!   

     So what does it matter that Wyler is not a profound director? Like the characters of his film, he has, nonetheless, pulled it off.

 

Los Angeles, September 9, 2017

Reprinted from World Cinema Review (September 2017).

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