competing establishments
by
Douglas Messerli
David
Detiege (story), Warren Batchelder, Ted Bonnicksen, and George Grandpré
(animators), Robert McKimson (director) Daffy's Inn Trouble / 1961 [6
minutes]
Daffy fed up with having to use his brilliance
merely to sweep up Porky’s floors at the Bristle Inn, is finally fed up when
Porky presents him with a surprise present—merely another new broom.
Determined
to go into competition with his former boss, Daffy quickly constructs his own
Duck Inn Tavern just across from the Pig’s hotel.
Despite his touted offerings of free lunch,
Plaid stamps, Free TV, and assurances that “Western [is] spoken here,” Daffy’s
new establishment just doesn’t draw in the customers the way Porky’s
place
does. Even his own schilling to bring in the crowds. What it does attract is a
robber who demands Daffy’s money or his life. The robber takes away Daffy’s
empty till.
Still crowds pour into Porky’s place, and
Daffy is determined to find out what “he’s got that I don’t haven’t got?”
What he discovers is a full line of female
barroom dancers offering up what might be described as a French Can-Can.
Daffy gets into his drag costume and
attempts to lure the men to his place, but the record gets stuck and the
admirers turn in “sore-losers” as they plaster him with tomatoes and other
vegetables.
Daffy next attempts to lure Porky into
becoming a partner, but the Pig argues that he has all the business he needs,
and refuses the agreement.
Again dressing up in drag, this time in
the dress of a traditional pioneer woman, Daffy straps explosives to himself,
sits down at the table in the Bristle Inn and orders “service,” ordering up
lasagna, a glass of paté de foie gras, and “a half of dozen medium rare
truffles.” Porky suggests that her order will take a little time, giving Mlle.
Daffy the opportunity to plant the explosives and run out to hide behind a
rock.
Yet even there, Porky reappears to remind
her that she hadn’t ordered anything to drink. Suddenly the bomb goes off
resulting in an oil gusher, she suggesting “How’s about a drink of oil, on the
rocks, in a tall glass?”
Now wealthy, Porky has opened a swank
Hotel where, once again, Daffy works. Porky awards him a new office, one filled
with mops and brooms.
So quotes Daffy: “You know, I bet if he
put his mind to it, he could be positively obnoxious.”
Los
Angeles, June 15, 2026
Reprinted
from My Queer Cinema blog (June 2026).





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