Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Neil Fennell | I Don't Believe in That / 2015

coming to an agreement

by Douglas Messerli

 

Guy Olivieri (screenplay), Neil Fennell (director) I Don't Believe in That / 2015 [10 minutes]

 

This rather silly comedy seems to have absolutely delighted a long list of YouTube commentators, but I just couldn’t get up much excitement for a highly contentious debate between two men, Derrick (Rob Maitner) and Keith (Guy Olivieri) who claim to love one another but cannot seem to agree with anything that really matters to each of them.



      Derrick, raised Catholic has become not only someone who disbelieves in all things spiritual that cannot be rationally explained by science, but is frankly cynical also about many so-called moral values. Somehow, despite his insistence on rationality, he does seem to believe in the death penalty, and doesn’t even seem to mind the notion of gas chambers. His lover, on the other hand, has a vague notion of something larger than himself, and finds it comforting to imagine a great being taking of us. Keith, moreover, finds the very idea of a man taking another man’s life as horrific and barbaric.

     When Keith asks Derrick what would happen if he were suddenly to see a ghost come out of the toilet, Derrick argues he would call an ambulance and check himself into a mental hospital for schizophrenia.

       Yet Derrick is apparently so happy with Keith as a lover that he soon after proposed marriage.


     But “marriage” is something that Keith doesn’t believe in. All the straight and gay couples he knows who are married are in unhappy relationships or have broken up. He also loves Derrick, he admits, but he cannot say that in the future things might change, and do so would be a lie.

     So, it seems, this “perfect” couple have directly opposed views on nearly everything; not, I might suggest, a good basis for a long term relationship especially when it might come to a split in political views, which seems inevitable given Derrick’s cynical attitudes compared with Keith’s various moral commitments.

      As the two lie in bed later than night, still arguing and commiserating over their lack of agreement, a toilet ghost does did appear, one that both them can see, suggesting it is not a single delusion. The ghost intends to kill the couple until he realizes that he is been asked to murder a straight couple, and that these two men a gay. “My bad,” he admits, realizing that he has visited the wrong apartment.

 


    The minute the ghost has gone back into their boudoir, Derrick and Keith agree immediately to marriage—in a Catholic Cathedral moreover.

      As a non-believer with a great deal of moral commitment, I can’t quite find either of these figures very compatible, and certainly don’t find the trick of a bathroom ghost as being a very clever ruse to bring them together. It’s clear that writer Guy Olivieri doesn’t have much respect for either of his character’s point-of-view and that everything is simply a comedic device.

     Finally, there doesn’t seem to be much of anything to make this a particularly gay movie, expect that the two men in the bed and living with one another are of the same sex. They might equally have been that straight couple in the other apartment to where the ghost escaped to murder his prey. Am I the only one who doesn’t find this film very funny?

 

Los Angeles, July 7, 2026

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (July 2026).

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