the master of sex
by Douglas Messerli
Michael Simon (screenwriter and
director) Is One of You Eddie? / 2006 [8 minutes]
The four gay neighbors in their 30s
or early 40s, Alex, Josh, Mick, and Phillip (Robert Laughlin, Craig Olsen, Leif
Lillehaugen, and Felix Montano) have gathered as they probably do every
Saturday or Sunday afternoon for a brunch. Alex has once again put together the
perfect mix of meats, cheeses, and desserts, beautifully displayed and served
on his outdoor table to the gathering of his attractive friends. They speak the
language of a gay coterie, almost as if they had never left the closet, one of them telling of his most recent gay
encounter at the upscale clothing store Barneys, where the boy measuring his
inseam was interested in exploring other parts of his body—a tale interrupted when
the neighbor who lives upstairs in their West Hollywood apartment complex drops
The moment he climbs the stairs to his
own apartment, they quickly dish him like the gossipy and snippy gay boys they
are.
The spell is almost broken, as they
point upstairs, giggling a bit in their imagining of the meet up between a gay
god and their neighborhood thug. But they can’t help but watch the newcomer
strip off his shirt through the window, trying imagine what he must think of
his new masseur.
Soon they turn back to their tarts.
His description appears to send the
diners into a tizzy as the three of them, once Chad finishes his story and
leaves, rush towards the stairs after overhearing that Eddie’s following
appointment has cancelled, their host reminding them that he has slaved all day
to prepare their lunch.
Los Angeles, March 20, 2022
Reprinted from World Cinema Review
(March 2022).
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