Leland Montgomery | Hotter Up Close / 2022

a new sexual planet

by Douglas Messerli

 

Christopher Matias Aguila (screenplay), Leland Montgomery (director) Hotter Up Close / 2022

[16 minutes]

 

Skinny, with a slightly too ovoid face, Chris (Christopher Matias Aguila) is about to celebrate his 30th birthday, but is a bit at odds with the world since his boyfriend, Brad (John David Williams), not only broke up with him—and who had been sleeping with what Chris describes as “every animal in the 100 acre wood”— but was utterly dismissed by his former lover.

     His best friend and co-worker Dana (Liz Jenkins) insists he’ll find someone else. “What about that guy who comes into the shop?”

      “Aiden,” Chris nearly chokes on his drinking straw, “Are you insane. If I think Brad is out of my league, Aiden is, like, on a whole other, like sexual planet.”

      But at the moment it’s time for them to rush back to the coffee shop where they work as barristas.

     No sooner do they return to work, however, than the beautiful Aiden (Francisco San Martin) stops by, inviting them both to a pool party, causing Chris to nearly choke on the muffin his has just stuffed into his mouth.

      Chris quickly tries to squirm out of it invite, but Dana accepts for both of them, and even runs out to get a new pair of swimming trunks for her best friend.

      Although Chris has been listening to tapes in order to build up his self-confidence, one look at the stunningly bronzed muscled bodies in and around sends him into a tizzy. There is no way he might be able to fit in. Moreover, he lathers sunbathing lotion on his face that makes him look like a mime.

    Yet, Aiden does come out of the pool to greet the two, although a cutey in a yellow speedo, Marcus (Elijah Olachea) immediately calls him back into the pool to play whatever ball game they were engaged in.

      Chris leaves to pee, but immediately inside the house encounters her former boyfriend Brad, who’s just been fucking a highly effeminate individual named Indigo (Luke Millington-Drake), which makes things even worse. Yet, re-encountering his old flame does put some anger back into the generally spineless Chris, as he puts on his glasses and prepares to meet the world again—even if he knows it’s not his world.

     Fortunately, Leland Montgomery’s short film, with a script by the man who plays Chris, is a fantasy. And the moment Chris leaves the bathroom he runs into Aiden, who’s been looking for him. In fact, he wants a kiss.

      Chris is so stunned, he temporarily halts the kiss he’s dreamt of and demands an explanation, which Aiden gladly provides, explaining that he finds Chris funny, clever, and moreover, cute, and he is love with him. Chris asks one more question, this about Markus, in who Aiden quickly explains he’s not at all interested: “He’s real, real dumb.” And yes, they kiss, transporting the delighted lead actor into a new sexual planet.

       When Chris and Aiden exit the house, the whole party is singing happy birthday to him, Dana with cake in hand and the only straight man at the party (who Aiden declares has a large penis) breathing down her neck. How Aiden knows about his large penis is not explained, although Chris is clearly curious.

       There is absolutely nothing profound about Montgomery’s film, and nothing much to say about it. Except for his use of highly stereotypical figures, it’s what we used to describe as a sweet little flick with lots of pretty boys as a reward for watching it.

 

Los Angeles, January 17, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (January 2025).

 

Meredith Scott Lynn | Parental Guidance / 2008

the straight kids scold their queer elders

by Douglas Messerli

 

Meredith Scott Lynn (screenwriter and director) Parental Guidance / 2008 [4.40 minutes]

 

Ava (Rachel Nicole Hamilton) and Max (Ryan Ochoa), children, are sitting outside a cabin within which Ava’s two mothers and Max’s two fathers are all busy loudly arguing with each other. Why is never established.

     But Ava and Max are totally fed up and flee to the nearby lake. Max is the first to speak: “Ava, I know you’re hurting. And I can relate to your pain. But we can’t take untimely and dysfunctional communication personally.”

     So begins a conversation between the children that is a level far over their parents’ head, as they commit themselves, if it should ever come to be, to a relationship: “If our winding hearts lead us to one another’s paths in maturation, I will always try to stay mindful of your needs and encourage you to make them known to me.”

     Ava responds with something similar, but these are, after all, amateur child actors and their diction does not always fully translate to my older ears as they breathlessly rush through these long-winded lines.

     But we get the point. They are fully mature, while the parents are like children throwing tantrums.

    If director Meredith Scott Lynn had perhaps extended her one-line satire and created children that behaved closer to the characters in the novels of Ivy Compton-Burnett, in which the children always speak in more grammatically perfect sentences and in a much more intelligent way than the adults, Parental Guidance might have succeeded.

     But frankly, in this silly little piece, we cannot believe either the children nor the adults. Why should two lesbians and two gay men all be shouting at the top of their voices, and why should the

children commit to eternal understanding of one another. If their parents are really that hot-headed it is doubtful that these children would have come to these values or the language they are trying to hurry through. As it is, I might suggest these two obnoxiously correct little beings should enter the cabin and quiet down their maters and paters by simply reminding them there are kids in the house.

     But this little fantasy isn’t interested in a solution, just the obvious juxtaposition of responsible behavior. Sorry, I don’t believe it for a moment. And I was happy that everyone soon after was hurried off stage and back into their real lives.

     Finally, what was the point of this satiric exercise? To point out that even gay men and women lose their cool now and then? That two gay men and two lesbians in the same room generally results in chaos? That future straight children know best? That normalcy is better that being queer? Since its subject is not really about the gay couples it mentions only in passing, the film seems to be moving in the direction of queer baiting, 

 

Los Angeles, January 17, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (January 2025).

Alexander Roman | Lonely in Seattle / 2021

a good masseur is hard to find

by Douglas Messerli

 

Alexander Roman (screenwriter and director) Lonely in Seattle / 2021 [51 minutes]

 

If you’re studying massage therapy, into New Age and Buddhist Studies, and fascinated with “Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response” (ASMR) (an accompanying score that produces pulsing, pleasurable tingling, so the film’s introductory credits report) Alexander Roman’s Lonely in Seattle is the movie for you. Moreover, there’s lots of pretty pictures of Seattle and nature in general along with the rest of the stuff.

     Never before have I seen a movie of 51 minutes spend almost half of its time demonstrating the techniques of massage. But that’s the point, I gather, of this cinematic effort, to get you into a cozy position, show you pretty pictures, and present a rather banal portrait of a man who has it all—money, brains, and chiseled good looks—who realizes that what he really wants in his bed is not simply a fuck-buddy, but a man who will hang in there, cuddle, and stroke your neck after a long day of buying up new property.

    That man, Luke (Matt Ford) spends most of his time, since this after all is Seattle, in a chic, dark coffee shop—probably one which his own company built—meeting up with his equally capable and busy chatterbox of an assistant, Beth (Christina Ros), she reporting on the newest local zoning meeting she attended, he worried about the fact that he hasn’t yet heard about the offer he’s made on a property.

      She’s a lesbian, he a gay man; but unlike Beth who has a date that night, Luke is hands off, disgusted and discouraged by all the boys who would line up to go bed with him each night, but leave him early the next morning.

      Poor little rich kid. In his spare time, he visits a kind of Buddhist-like psychologist, who attempts to probe into the reasons—gently, carefully, and only with permission—why he finds it difficult to commit himself to others. If there’s a secret, other than he’s tired of one-night stands, we never discover it.

     Beth, who seems to know best what her boss needs, arranges, despite his busy schedule, for him to have a massage by a new guy in town, straight out of Brooklyn, Wes (Alexander Roman), a chunky, backpack carrying guy without even a massage table. He treats Luke this first time just by massaging his hands.

       For Luke, it’s love upon first massage. And soon after he has invited Wes over to the lovely little cottage he has built for himself for a full back and stomach massage, to which we are privy along with the pictures of leaves, lights, and raindrops I hinted at above. Luke is even willing to pay Wes to stay a while longer simply to cuddle.

     Soon enough, Luke is feeling deeply for the masseur, but the therapist himself needs a shrink. He has such a poor self-image that he simply cannot imagine why a handsome, sleek, bearded gay millionaire might possibly be interested in such a slumpy simpleton as he imagines himself to be. Luke assures him that he’s simply lonely, and that what Wes offers can’t be matched all the cute gay boys in the Emerald City.

      The two crawl into bed together and are never seen again. The end.

 

Los Angeles, January 17, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (January 2025).

Hee-il Lee-song | 남쪽으로 간다 (Namjokeuro Ganda) (Going South) / 2012

freedom dance

by Douglas Messerli

 

Hee-il Lee-song (screenwriter and director) 남쪽으로 간다 (Namjokeuro Ganda) (Going South) / 2012 [45 minutes]

 

In this near feature-length South Korean film, Gi-tae (Kim Jae-Heung), soon to end his military service, is called in to report, and asks his former military sergeant Jun-young (Jeon Sin-hwan) to drive him back to the base.

     What we don’t realize until further into this masterful mystery-like movie, is that during his former service time the sergeant has had a sexual affair with the private, and the two had developed a loving relationship. Since his retirement, however, the former sergeant is studying for a new position and now has a girlfriend.

      Yet Gi-tae is not about to give up on the relationship and determines to kidnap his former lover in order to convince him that they still are a viable couple. He stops for a coffee along the way, drugging the driver’s drink with sleeping pills, and when Jun-young passes out at the wheel, Gi-tae drags his body to the rider’s sea and takes over as driver, heading south away from the base, going AWOL in the process. He destroys Jun-young’s cellphone to make certain that he cannot get messages or call for help.

      When Jun-young wakes up and vomits in reaction to the drugs, he realizes what has taken place in the mad mind of his former sexual partner, calling him a crazy faggot and attempting to convince him that their sexual activities were simply a result of being in the army, arising from the loneliness in such situations and the common practice of many such soldiers simply to relieve their sexual urges. It’s like playing with your buddies when you’re little, touching each other’s dicks, Jun-young insists. The relationship, he proclaims, meant nothing, and certainly no longer has any relevance to his life. He reminds Gi-tae that he likes women.

      But Gi-tae, and perhaps the knowledgeable gay audience immediately perceives that the former sergeant is merely trying to erase his homosexual feelings, attempting to eradicate and tamp down desires he has still today.

      Gi-tae counters, “Just because you get lonely, do you hold someone’s hand in the guard post like that?” He asks him to recall what he said every time he groped him the supply depot.

      Jun-young wrestles his former young charge for the car keys, and attempts to convince him to return to the base, all to no avail. Gi-tae—in a mad version of a road trip that can only remind one of the new queer works of Gregg Araki, particularly The Living End (1993)—is willing to give up everything, his freedom (if arrested), his body, and even his sanity to convince Jun-young that he is, in fact, still in love with the young boy who fucked him on the military base when he was in charge.

     He “meows” like a cat, reminding Jun-young of his own playful noises when, dressed in undershorts festooned with cats, he was first fucked by Gi-tae. And he successfully seduces him again, almost bringing him to ejaculation before Jun-young recognizes that he is being photographed—whether to document and prove to Jun-young his own sexual desires or for later blackmail is not made clear—Jun-young chasing down the now naked Gi-tae to obtain the camera. Finally grabbing him around the neck, is about to slam a boulder into his head, but cannot complete the act and falls back, allowing the soldier to escape his grasp.

    The voyage continues until they run of gas, Jun-young still trying to get Gi-tae to return to duty, while the soldier continues to attempt to get the former sergeant to admit that their relationship was actually love, not just a vagary of army life.

       But Jun-young, acknowledging that perhaps Gi-tae is right, simply admits also that he cannot change his closeted denial, that he cannot break free from the pretend normality that he has since his military career come to embrace. Jun-young walks off, back toward civilization, while Gi-tae, now with nowhere to go, and no one to take any place to where he might wish to escape, simply dances by the side of the car.

       It is a kind of Medea-like dance of justice—he has after all made his former lover see, if only for a moment, who he truly is—and a dance of freedom. Despite the likelihood of his arrestment, he has now fully accepted his sexual identity and has been willing to go to war for love. If nothing else, Jun-young will now be forced to remember his romance with a soldier.

      This truly complex and profound film, would benefit with multiple viewings given its subtlety and the shifting realizations of both of its characters.

 

Los Angeles, January 16, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (January 2025).

Alex Karanis | White Rock / 2024

i’ll be watching you

by Douglas Messerli

 

Alex Karanis (screenwriter and director) White Rock / 2024 [7 minutes]

 

I’ve seldom seen a film with more inexplicable situations and actions written into the script to facilitate a preconceived idea.

    David (Dante Toccacelli) comes home early from his basketball practice to find his older brother (Care Garcia) lying in his bed. The brother, who seems to be filled with advice about everything, senses immediately, with absolutely no logical explanation, that his younger brother is going on a date—in fact, his first date, finally!

     When David admits it, he demands a name. With utter honesty, David replies Joe, his brother reacting in the usual heterosexual manner with the automatic correction, “Josephine?” Yeah, I guess so, David mutters, I’ve never met her.

     David is finally able to get his brother out of his room as he prepares for his date at the White Rock, and, as every elder brother knows who loves to interfere in his younger brother’s life, the first thing you do is to immediately get on the phone to a friend (Aidan Vadala in this movie) to share the news.*

    “You know honestly,” says his friend, “I never thought he was into girls.”

     Meanwhile, every two minutes, again for no logical reason except perhaps to stretch out the empty script, David and his date exchange messages to tell one another that they’re getting dressed, they’ll meet up in five minutes, or that they are just about to go out the door.

     His friend’s wonderment about David’s sexuality leads the elder brother naturally to follow David to his meeting, with David walking and the brother driving behind him, a bit like the hare trying to sleuth out the turtle’s slow progress. Mightn’t his brother recognize his sibling’s car following him even at a discreet distance of two blocks? Never look back.

     Sure enough, David meets up with a male Joe (Hans Lee), and plans a day hanging around the beach and dinner after. Elder brother calls up his friend, assuring him he was right. So, what’s his reaction? He’s proud of little brother he explains. And as David looks back, spotting his brother’s car, big bro gives him the high sign.

    As badly acted as this simplistic little moral fable is, it’s the absurd illogic of the plot and the crudeness of an elder brother spying on his younger sibling that is truly embarrassing. One presumes the older brother’s life is so empty that he hasn’t anything better to do than trail behind his little brother and report the events back to his friend. But why on earth would anyone else care about this mysterious dating boy is beyond my imagination. The film seems to simply serve as a kind of LGBTQ pat on the back: see how far we’ve come? Even elder brothers are proud of us gay boys these days. And I suppose the fact of the older brother’s approval gives his dirty little act of spying on an innocent a clean bill of health.

 

*I should mention that I was the elder brother to a sibling also named David, and I don’t think I ever once even so much as discussed his dating or sex life. I certainly had no interest in involving myself with his extracurricular behavior. At that age I was far more involved in my own life. But then, I was closer to the age of David in this film, and one also wonders why a 20-some year old, as this film depicts, is still living at home; but at least that’s somewhat plausible. Perhaps he’s attending a nearby college or has a start-up job which doesn’t pay enough for him live on his own.  

 

Los Angeles, January 15, 2025

Reprinted from My Queer Cinema blog (January 2025).