the catfish eaters
by Douglas Messerli
Wanda Tuchock, Gregory La Cava, and Eugene
Thackrey (screenplay), Gregory La Cava (director) Bed of Roses / 1933
Maurine Watkins (screenplay), William A.
Seiter (director) Professional Sweetheart / 1933
Vito Russo quotes a RKO studio release of the same year for another of
his roles, this for Professional Sweetheart:
“Call Franklin Pangborn a sissy offstage and he’ll plant five hard knuckles on your proboscis. But call him a sissy on the stage or screen and he’ll pat you on the back and call you “pall”....for Pangborn is famous for his portrayals of “sissified” characters....those chaps generally known as Adelbert, who go in for the arched eyebrows and a mincing walk...and in RKO’s Professional Sweetheart, he plays a typical role...that of a male dressmaker who flutters about...adding to the general hilarity of the uproarious satire.”
Pangborn may have winced if you described him
as a pansy, but I doubt very much if he might have slugged you. He knew that he
had a power over women that few other of the males in his films might even have
imagined.
Strangely, one of Evan’s central male beaus in this tough comedy, New
Orleans publisher Stephen Paige (John Halliday)—best remembered today as
Katherine Hepburn’s father Seth Lord in The Philadelphia Story
(1940)—who Evans encounters on the boat that might have taken her from prison
to New Orleans, might be best described as a “woman hater.” When she finally
arrives in New Orleans, she looks him up pretending to be a West Virginia news
reporter, in truth seeking an eligible bachelor to prey upon, knowing that such
a smooth-speaking, straight-thinking, respectable man is the easiest to push
into a comprising situation which, with any luck, will keep her in room, board,
and fashionable rags for a long time to come.
Paige perceives her money-grubbing tactics immediately for what they are
and calmly swallows his pride along with the stomach pill with which his butler
provides him. “How much do you want?” he calmly inquires, to which quite
expectedly Evans, taking up her various well-learned rhetorical poses, answers:
“I just want you?”
“Well you can’t have me. I’m a respectable citizen. At least I was a
respectable citizen until you tricked me into doing something I didn’t want to
do.” As she threatens suicide and terrifying racket to announce to the world
just how wronged she has been, he quietly tells his butler to “Tell Henry to
get the car ready. We’re going out to look at apartments.”
While Paige traps her in a closed relationship based on his complete
knowledge of just who she is and his needs for filling his stomach and
satisfying his occasional sexual desires, Dan has unintentionally captured the
heart that she and her friend Minnie never knew she even had. Ensconced in an elegant apartment overlooking
what appears to be the French Quarter, Evans becomes so stir- crazy that she
truly imagines herself joining up to serve her life on a barge in the arms of
the lean stargazer eating nightly meals of catfish.
Strangely, Paige is even amused by her “ridiculous” love and is willing
to let her go if only she tells Dan everything about herself, a request she
simply cannot fulfill for fear of losing the one man whose kisses finally
reveal to her what love is all about.
Trapped between two extremes, Evans goes to work in the department store
from whence the selfish Paige, eager to amuse himself through her, as he has in
the past, tries to woo her back. It doesn’t work, of course, and inevitably Dan
finds her, and asks her all over again whether she’s willing to roll down the
river with him—with such silly plot that fear it will never cease until we hear
the heroine say yes.
The original critics and audiences evidently could not quite forgive
Bennett’s Evans for her double-dealings, but adored Pert Kelton’s courser
man-handling character Minnie who definitely wore the pants in her marriage to
the Boll-weevil terminator, Ogelthorpe.
Los Angeles, October 11, 2021
Reprinted from World Cinema Review (October
2021).



















